Ms. Bandile Puta🦋🌈

A nerd with infinite fantasies. Here to explore the unknown, have fun, and flirt without remorse. Chocophile, Ilona Andrews & Ted Dekker stan. I write too. 📚🐱

[Ms. Bandile Puta🦋🌈 @Puta_042]

Hey there! Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I’m all about books, sexual fantasies, and having fun. Let’s explore together! 🍫📚 #BookLover #FantasyFan

[Ade @aderopoafolabi_]

@thestrictlylaw I genuinely disagree. I also believe that most people just process things differently and this is not even based on gender

There have been situations where Women have decided to bounce back immediately

Most importantly, I am of the opinion that people heal differently.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“People know exactly what they’re doing”

Until it’s you. Then suddenly, your intentions matter. Everyone wants grace for themselves, but rarely wants to extend it to others.

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Morning ☕️
Premier League been a belter… title race down to the wire! Congrats to Arsenal… United jump from 15th to 3rd + back in UCL. Gutted to see West Ham relegated, needs big changes for their future! Shout out to Bournemouth, Sunderland + Brighton. Special mention to Keith Andrews at Brentford, thought it was going to tricky. One thing that needs fixing next season - VAR 😭

Player of the season - Bruno Fernandes
Manager of the Season - Mikel Arteta
Biggest Achievers - Sunderland
Signing of Season - Xhaka / Lammens / Semenyo

Shout out to Pep + Mo Salah who are leaving, as United fan 👋🏽 but seriously both have brought so much to Premier League & two top human beings. Good luck on next chapters!

Thanks to everyone tuning into Rio Presents this season - nice one to my co-hosts @joelbeya & @MrStephenHowson! Big summer ahead @RioMeets, World Cup Roll Out starts this week - LA Here We Gooooooooooo 🌴☀️🍿

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing everybody is replaceable, including me.

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

no woman (in her right mind) is ever gonna think of giving a man 300,000 naira just for them to have sex

that’s how you know it’s a foolish decision

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

I don follow babe laugh at her chats with the guy wey dey try toast am before sha
The guy still fuck am😂

[Useless Eater @RbBro42]

@Cr7Godbrand Doesn't always work - my ex was completely ok with no sex ever

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

no man survives a proper wet nipple svcking, he’s gonna burst

[Trav. @travismuse09]

The trick is to keep meeting more people. A moving man meets his bride or something

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

NgL only bitches that knows how to give head can turn a one night stand in to a 4 year relationship 💔😭😂

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

If you are a Nigerian man and you are not part of this breed i actually feel sorry for you.

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Some Bitches suck dick 🍆 so good I can't help but to care about them 😭😭

[x @elroy__preston]

Better get that in writing first brother lol

[Izabella P. @BellaPensante]

Eu acho que sexo bom de verdade, aquele que deixa você zonzo, conectado e satisfeito, é bem raro, raríssimo. Ele exige química forte entre as pessoas, conversa sincera e quase sempre uma intimidade emocional grande. A maioria das transas casuais ou até dos namoros atuais não entrega isso. A grande mentira moderna é essa narrativa de que “transa casual foda” ou “sexo sem compromisso é o ápice”. Resultado? Muita gente fingindo prazer real, fingindo conexão, fingindo que “foi bom pra caralho”.

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

There’s a New breed of Nigerian men that don’t stress if you’re not giving the vibe they want. Small shakara dem don move asap😂

[tink ♡ @itsnottink]

i’m too freaky for the amount of sex i don’t get

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

I hate when a bitch you already fucked try to play hard to fuck again

[petite fairy @Lissssativa]

We get wet from kissing😔