InsaneDwayne

Because reading T-shirts are way better than reading People

[InsaneDwayne @Puthatonatshirt]

If you refuse I will haunt your prostrate #HowIWouldHauntYou

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#ImStillAmazedThat people who say 'You will shit bricks' probably have rectangular assholes

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I will haunt your nightmare so I know you're dreaming about me #HowIWouldHauntYou

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#OurFirstDateTookATurnWhen I saw pepper spray in her bag

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#OurFirstDateTookATurnWhen I lifted my butt cheek to remove my wallet & she thought I was farting

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Me trying to get a girl #IsLikeWatchingPaintDry

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When the teacher looks away the students will play

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Going as yourself #BadHalloweenCostumes

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@LilyRoseLynn the remaining 5% is about trying to put all your shoes in that great rack.

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@semple42 he must have showed you some good wood hehehe

[Casey Duncan @caseytduncan]

I murdered my doctor with a bag of apples.

[Kapitano McPhockary @capnmcfword]

You can't want everything and be unwilling to give up anything.

[Joss Whedon @joss]

I have the best slogans, tremendous:

take a walk on the VOTE side
regiKITTENSster today
*like 6 minutes of dry-heave noise*
Vote, don't not

[InsaneDwayne @Puthatonatshirt]

@Thanks69045889 c'mon so you did it again. I wonder why? Could you add back

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How does Donald change a lightbulb? He holds the bulb and waits for the world to turn around him #TrumpAFact

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Global warming is good for draught hit areas. They get more water #TrumpAFact

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Love I like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably shit.