1994 Ford Escort Station Wagon

metaphorically real

[1994 Ford Escort Station Wagon @PutrIsCool]

https://t.co/gFw3VRKyQ1

[Chopped Wife @SlothFruitIII]

a large boulder the size of a small boulder

[1994 Ford Escort Station Wagon @PutrIsCool]

@Yuriswasdnah @YeOldeChapel the wii u didn't get a new zelda until the day the switch came out and didn't have a single mario game that wasn't uninspired slop except maybe 3d world

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Took me embarrassingly long to learn that water towers aren’t just an oddly ostentatious way of storing water

[riri @chainsawdollie]

i see all these cute girls online with their own apartments and new cosplays every week. i want to know what they do for work. is there an egirl factory all of them clock in to? they wouldnt hire me but id still like to know

[1994 Ford Escort Station Wagon @PutrIsCool]

@NobodyIn4K there is an inspirational amount of hate in his heart

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ 『 𝙳𝙻𝚂 』 @NobodyIn4K]

i hate on dale a lot but the fact that he coming up with ts on the fly lowk impressive

[trndytrndy @trndytrndy]

Dudeeee....I just realized: the backrooms is kinda like if the amazing digital circus had a pibby glitch

[☺︎ @shelleddiva]

you’ve committed the social crime of acknowledging something negative. 10 lashings.

[ganii @gahhnie]

he thinks he's scissors

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

Almost every joke with Sheldon in Young Sheldon is that everyone lowkey hates him but he's too OP for it to affect him so everyone just has to orient their situation around him. Dude's basically the Goku of his verse

[sadie adler @stardewy_]

can’t believe i just witnessed this in central park

[lyns @taromantou]

it’s 33 degrees out and i just saw a man fan himself and then fan the little bird on the ground next to him like this⬇️

[1994 Ford Escort Station Wagon @PutrIsCool]

@warmoaran3s @Proton_Pass @Protonnd let's let the court decide that

[arne ness @arne__ness]

you look over at anyone on the road at it’s like 80% chance they’re on their phone lol

[shab @sociopathchan]

it’s so funny how nicotine is so unremarkable and mild yet it’s one of the most addictive things of all time

[Lew @ultimate_lewman]

The citizens of Bikini Bottom when SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy were up to their antics

[fortnitepro7 @afortnitepro7]

deleting fortnite
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ERRROR
penis ripped off by penis gnomes

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

people really dont like when you are always sad and something is Always happening to you

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

The reason why old people are so pro ai is because they do actually think it's a robot doing all that. Like talk to any 60+ ai user they all think it's the robot butler from iron man