Depressed Minnesota Fan

Minnesota Wild, Iowa Wild, Iowa Heartlanders beat reporter for The Puck Authority

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Former NBA star Enes Kanter Freedom has declared himself a WNBA prospect, says he meets every requirement necessary.

The 6 ft 10 in, 250 pound player says he reviewed the WNBA eligibility criteria and has decided to declare himself eligible for the 2027 WNBA draft.

The announcement comes after some WNBA coaches and players have announced their support of men in women’s sports.

“My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion,” he said.

“Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.”

Congratulations!

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Former NBA 1st rd pick Enes Kanter Freedom has declared for the WNBA Draft

“My team & I have carefully examined the WNBA's eligibility criteria… Based on the current guidelines, I can & am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA Draft”

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

doctor's orders: 8:03 of MILK 🙂‍↕️

[ESPN @espn]

Gustave The Girl Dog "GG" is your 2026 corgi racing champion 🏆🐶

[NFL @NFL]

HAYNES KING WINS IT FOR THE PANTHERS ‼️

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Hey dad what was Carson Beck like in the 2026 HOF game

[Depressed Minnesota Fan @Pwan2020]

@thuuuuney Madden 27 actually looks sick

[Depressed Minnesota Fan @Pwan2020]

@RookieWatxh You said that last year and he was so mid he had to stay back another year because he would've gone later than Taylen Green did

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

From Inside Training Camp with the #Vikings (yesterday): Veteran RB Aaron Jones joined the show to weigh in on the QB battle, how long he wants to play, and which younger players he likes.

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

My wife when she walks into the living room and sees NFL Football on the TV tomorrow:

[Fellowship of the Rink @FOTRshow]

〽️BIG @GopherHockey week〽️
🔗 in comments

@SpokedZ on the significance of the Joey Cullen commitment

@JoeSmithNHL 🎙️Matt Cullen
🐧 Phil Kessel & B2B Cups
🌀 Rod the Bod 2006 vs 2026
〽️ Role w/ Gophers and his 3 boys
🐺 Apologies to @MarkDParrish

🎥cred: @rybo_2 🥔🟠

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

How Carson Beck vs. Kenny Pickett throwing to a bunch of dudes who will be working 9 to 5s in a few weeks is going to feel tonight after 6 straight months of no football

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Arizona Cardinals might legitimately go 0-17 this season 😭🥀

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

TRENDING: Spencer Rattler has one of the MOST TALENTED arms in all of football.

Rattler is reportedly having the “best camp of his entire NFL career” so far.

The Saints junior year QB deserves a STARTING ROLE in the NFL 😳

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night.

According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away.

Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like:

"The Flock cameras tore themselves down"
"Whoever did it, was fishing with me"
"Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"

[Depressed Minnesota Fan @Pwan2020]

@VivekGRamaswamy 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Calling Baton Rouge in one month. @CollegeGameDay

[Future Moldovan Citizen @MainstreamViews]

The X-Men are weird because yes, they were obviously INTENDED to represent "oppressed minorities" but the metaphor doesn't really work at all. The X-Men spend most of their time defending humans from violent mutant extremists. I can't think of any real world civil rights organization that spent most of its time defending white people from violent minorities. This isn't even how minorities or liberals view civil rights groups in their own imagination. For the metaphor to work, the X-Men would have to allow Magneto to destroy civilization by reversing the Earth's magnetic poles and then say "we can prevent this from happening again in the future by giving more federal funding to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters"

[Roy “Bricked” Jones CPA, MBA @BrickedJones]

Tarik Skubal meeting his new teammate Shohei Ohtani (2026)