Prince Will

eritisSicutDii

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Don’t forget that New Year’s resolutions don’t necessarily have to be constructive. There’s always revenge.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate

[reb @rebmasel]

due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be spiraling

[frye @___frye]

judas: ok guys. what’s everybody bringing for the last supper

jesus: the what supper

judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

are we supposed to just accept that gingerbread men live in houses built from the flesh of their fellow men

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

own a gingerbread house? best i can do is rent a gingerbread studio apartment

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

you have to stop. Your castle walls too tough. Your chainmail too different. Your wench is too bad. they'll kill you

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 @miserycor]

What if we were plague doctors fixing each others cloaks at the renfaire

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

all my demons came for free. these must be organic.

[Drew (some assembly required) @dmc1138]

For guys with a peanut allergy, every month is “no nut”.

[Flea @flea333]

the great thing about The Thong Song is you can really feel his earnest yearning to see that thong

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

We did it. Daylight has been saved but at what cost