Phelan O

In heaven there is no beer.

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

What a Massive Night!

[Liz M. @poizenisxkandee]

We did it! @Pwneill and I got married on Saturday 💜💙💕💍

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

There is not a punishment harsh enough for these cops

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

Police shoot & kill family dog—still wearing his custom Knicks jersey.

His mother & him were just celebrating the basketball win—neighbors called 911 to report a "domestic disturbance."

"He wasn’t baring his teeth, wasn’t growling, wasn’t aggressive—he wasn’t even barking," she said.

"The next thing I know, Jamison is lying on the ground... He’s my baby!"

Marie Marseille is a nurse originally from New York—her Golden Saint Berdoodle is named Jamison.

LAPD released an official statement saying the shooting "remains under investigation."

Incident occurred at the Jordan Condominiums in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, California.

[Jeremy Diamond @JDiamond1]

While reporting from Halhul today in the occupied West Bank, Israeli settlers severely damaged our vehicle and those of several Palestinians, smashing windows & puncturing tires. Thankfully, no one was in the vehicles.
We won't be deterred from continuing to report on this story.

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

@mookiealexander Remember when people made like 20 different covers of it on Facebook?

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Um: preamble to 2015 JCPOA that Trump tore up: "Iran reaffirms that under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop, or acquire any nuclear weapons." Literally the same.

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

Abolish light rail. Seriously. No more trains ever again. BRT actually works and doesn't take decades to build.

[Wedge LIVE!™ @WedgeLIVE]

New E Line bus rapid transit doubles ridership projections in the first six months.
https://t.co/PqEXIFCOFH

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

@ElPappi1 @PhilMackey

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

@cambury KAT was yes and I'm happy he won a title! He's a great #2 option with flashes of being a #1 and streaks of being a #3 or #4. The Wolves chose Ant over KAT and I'm good with that.

I was never a Wiggins guy but I've got no hate for him

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

@PhilMackey Do you actually like Minnesota sports or do you just get off on being miserable for no reason?

[Canis Hoopus @canishoopus]

Number of NBA championships:

Karl-Anthony Towns: 1
Andrew Wiggins: 1
Jimmy Butler: 0

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

Ok this definitely needs an @OldTakesExposed

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[will @will_nba_hater]

Find the one with no rings

[semaJ @semaJ7272]

Jimmy Butler is ringless with one leg meanwhile KAT and Wiggins are champs LMFAO.

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

@jacobdotgov What if 7SOL referred to how long Ju/Ant can do their fake iso dances?

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

@jacobdotgov Fuck it, trade Rudy instead of Randle, see if we can put up 190 a game

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

Apropros of nothing, but I'm obligated to remind everyone that Elissa Slotkin is a graduate of Cranbrook, the private school that Papa Doc went to in 8 Mile and B Rabbit mocked.

[Angie Craig @AngieCraigMN]

Being a Midwesterner means rolling up your sleeves and getting the job done, even when it’s tough — something my friend Sen. Elissa Slotkin and I both know well. I’m honored to have her support in my run for the U.S. Senate.

[Phelan O @Pwneill]

Man Zoomers are a wild bunch

[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

Just wrapped a focus group with Gen Z voters. These are the politicians they said are doing a good job right now.

Zohran Mamdani (far & away top answer)
AOC
Marco Rubio
Jon Ossoff
James Talarico
Josh Shapiro
Jasmine Crockett
Adrian Fontes
Markwayne Mullin

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

in 2016 I could have captioned this “the grad student, the postdoc, and the junior prof” and got 36000 likes. Now I have to add “at Hitler University” or else The Left hires a guy to punch me in the dick at Uniqlo

[Daniel Seidemann @DanielSeidemann]

For many years, I took barbs for refusing to call Israel's policy in East Jerusalem "ethnic cleansing". After all, there were 60,000 Palestinians in East Jerusalem in 1967, and 400,000 today. Occupation sucked, and included war crimes, but it wasn't ethnic cleansing.

That has changed now.

There are 3 Palestinian neighborhoods, all of whose residents are being or are about to be displaced: Batan al-Hawa and al-Bustan in Silwan, and Um Haroun in Sheik Jarrah. The latter two are being razed, or will be razed in the near future.

And immediately to the east, the Bedouin hamlet of Khan al-Akmar, adjacent to E-1, is about to be expelled, part of an attempt to "cleanse" Area C between East Jerusalem and the Jordan River valley of its Palestinian residents.

Regrettably, I can think of no other term to use other than "ethnic cleansing".