i like how the U.S. soccer team is the only one people ever specify as the *men’s* because the U.S. women’s team is a hydrogen bomb while the men’s is a coughing baby
"When Destiny was profitable, those extra funds were often immediately misused by leadership at the time, funneled into way too many simultaneous incubation projects or ideas like spending tens of millions on a new, unneeded 208,000 square foot headquarters."
I knew it lol
I KNOW THEY MAD AS FUCK THEY GOTTA PRETEND THEY WANNA CLEAN THE STADIUM TOO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile our military is the world’s #1 polluter, so yes actually the USA does bear a significant amount of responsibility for the heat wave currently bedeviling Europe
I don’t think there’s any sport out there other than Soccer that could make me this animated for Germany vs Paraguay in the round of 32 of a tournament
ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.
CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.