Simon Voorhees

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees Can confirm

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@egoraptor Do Roller Coaster Tycoon scenarios count? I feel like a lot of strategy/simulation games follow that approach. It's always a fun way to play even if the game doesn't directly acknowledge/reward it

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@poisonjr Is your girlfriend Les Claypool

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@willhines Gloopy Renda is a baseball name. Mitch could have any job. Gloopy can only play baseball. If the brothers want to work together they only have one choice.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

2025 was bad for the most part but I have my friends and I have love, things will be alright

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@RiotPupulasers I play with friends because they're quicker games, and I play solo to learn and practice a champion. I would like a way to guarantee that my duo and I end up in bot lane together or we both get our other roles. For solo I would like a longer laning phase.

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

Superman was good but who the hell is Terrific that dude was cracked

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees yeah that one

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees hows this

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@PleasantKenobi Only if your win con is Battle of Wits

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@RMcElhenney Frank breaks the futon. Frank gets too into night crawlers and breaks the bed despite Charlie's warning. Frank buys a bed and Charlie hates it so he sets up a hammock. Dennis, Mac, and Dee all fight over who has the best podcast ad mattress. Frank secretly owns those companies.

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@RMcElhenney The gang solves the housing crisis. Frank buys a building to use as an air bnb and everyone tries to get in on it or they try to set up the bar as an air bnb. Charlie sets up a hammock in the bathroom.

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees you wish your texts were this cool

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@GavinVerhey "if CARD NAME is your commander, each player votes for: creature enters, dies, player draws, casts noncreature, or creature. Whenever a player does one of the voted actions each opponent loses x life where x is the amount of votes that action received."

[Stacy Mitchell @stacyfmitchell]

Great rundown of all the ways the consumer welfare standard in antitrust failed — "including ways which justified the adoption of the standard in the first place."

From @ZephyrTeachout in @ProMarket_org

https://t.co/OtvX6b81sd

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees I'm not sure it's out of character for you to be looking for copies of Das Boot on VHS

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@RiotPhroxzon Are there any plans to reduce her BE cost or unlock her easily on new accounts? If she's meant to help new players she should be easily accessible to them

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees I added it to our movie list for the holidays so we can get to the bottom of this

[Simon Voorhees @Pyroplushy]

@gusvoorhees but the moral is that the presents and santa stuff is secondary to the real point of the holiday: singing made up words around a tree