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Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced!!!

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@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care How is this power issue at the CBD not resolved till now surely?! It’s been over 30 hours and counting. Kindly assist! The reference number is 15365427

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@KQSupport When is the flight that left for Guangzhou, China via Bangkok at around 1am 3rd march expected to arrive?

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@Phatbelle It lived well

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Now...Tell me why the expiry date in most products is usually so hard to find?!

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@Phatbelle Focus on the "most money" part 😊.
After the massage parlour,pass by the spa

[Mose Mapenzi @Phatbelle]

Y’all need to drink coconut water from deep inside the villages, ones that have been harvested by people who know what an actual madafu is. Sio hizo zinauzwa huko kwa barabara zinaonja kama mikojo ya komba (my grandma’s description of madafu that taste awful)

[Mose Mapenzi @Phatbelle]

Nimeenda harusini mtaa jirani but now I can’t just up and go home because “insecurity”

What has my beloved hometown become! 😭 Vijana wa mapanga walaaniwe haki, nkt.

[Freeman @l_freeman_]

My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 15 items in my arms through the supermarket

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@Phatbelle Na si ni hivyo!😂
Ni kamaa alinunua kama mtumba huko kwao🤣

[Ulysses 🍎 @elvinamaua]

My Mijikenda pipo identify yourselves by your favourite word, quote, saying, joke in our language. I'll start;
Una kuhu ya kumw'aga kishe unafosa na mahasira

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@Phatbelle Sawa basi. If you didn't see the smoke, I'll use these modern gadgets to reach you 🤭

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Hi. Been trying to renew my AGPO certificate but it's not working. Just saying "pending approval". Kindly assist
#agpo

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@Phatbelle Let not these modern gadgets get in the way of our relationship! You are still in my mind and I have good thoughts for you 😊

Yani hata hujaona white smoke ,an effort of me trying to reach you?

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@IkoBiz Hi. Been trying to renew my AGPO certificate but it's not working. Just saying "pending approval". Kindly assist

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@KenyaPower_Care Can I please get my tokens. It's been more than an hour now since I made the first purchase.
54404010271

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@KenyaPower_Care Can I please get my tokens. It's been more than an hour now since I made the first purchase.
54404010271

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@Phatbelle Yeah

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Amen

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

Dear God,
Thank You for the gift of life and the grace that sustains us. You are the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. In You, we find purpose, strength, and peace.

Lord, we surrender this day into Your hands. Order our steps, direct our thoughts, and align our desires with Yours.

We declare that we are walking in divine purpose today. We are not victims of circumstance, for we are covered by Your grace and favor.

We decree and declare that Your goodness and mercy follow us wherever we go. No weapon formed against us shall prosper, and every plan of the enemy is canceled in Jesus’ name.

We trust You, Lord, with every part of our lives. Go before us, fight our battles, and establish the work of our hands. We declare that this day is filled with divine opportunities, breakthroughs, and testimonies.

In Jesus' name, we pray

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So yesterday I had to walk all the way from hemak plaza (keekrock rd) to shell odeon with those tu cups of yoghurt that I needed to dispose of just cause I couldn't find a dustbin. How will @NairobiCounty1 ever be clean if it's that difficult to get a dustbin?!