His Royal Thighness

Physics, data science, socialism, lifting, and cake. probably not in that order.

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

Sooooo, I dont think I post quite enough thirst on here, and I do promise quite a lot of 🎂 in the bio, so here are my three favourite thot pics and RIP to the people who follow me on their professional accounts.

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@nsfwtoni "long and fat"

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@chihirosbeard Farmers are famously squeezed by large supermarkets, I don't really think it's that complicated

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

I was talking to my gay yesterday and he told me that many of the unique sexual behaviors of gay men can be explained by the fact that gay male relations occur between two men. Straight men would love to take a woman to pervert cum island if they could

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@thotscar_wilde Fr though, what @basedgrunch said. Regular deadlift stance is about hip width, with the knees touching the elbows with hands placed shoulder width. So unless you have super narrow hips or huge balls, it shouldn't be an issue

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@rightofwhey 👀

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

Start wearing pajama pants in public, that's the only solution

[michael 4 @MICHAELF0UR]

the fact that pajama pant girls seem to be able to acquire big fat bubble butt boyfriends much easier than i can is becoming kind of brow raising

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

It's probably well past time some people out here internalised that:

1. Her body is none of your fucking business

2. You have no idea how healthy or unhealthy she is and your speculation on this topic is valueless.

3. See 1.

[Carlots @flexofblue]

A lot of you are getting too comfortable cracking jokes about Ariana’s body.

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

I've always had a big, healthy group of gay friends since I was in my early 20s, made a new one every time I moved, and I have never seen anything that would make me feel like this.

I have, on the other hand, asked some people to leave before. But maybe that's why

[Carlots @flexofblue]

Unfortunately if you act authentically in most gay friend groups, by nature, you will shatter them.

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

1. Happy hardcore is a genre with many enjoyers, you don't need to be one of them.

2. Honestly don't know what youd expect from someone whose stage name is HorsegiirL, this seems absolutely what I'd imagine

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

and everyone got mad at me when i asked what her appeal is and turns out it’s just whatever the fuck this is

[PROGRAMANCER @Programancer]

I was showing my girlfriend's teenage kid this and Fabulous Secret Powers and said "you think your generation has the monopoly on brainrot" and she responded with "Why are these videos so long?"

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@AsToldByJordy_ @jms_tny Actually, you're the one condescending here. There's more than one way to read it and you and many others chose the uncharitable one, which is certainly an approach.

As for the reading comprehension of the average twitter user, I will be condescending as fuck about that

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@AsToldByJordy_ @jms_tny If you say so

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@AsToldByJordy_ @jms_tny The very point is that it was glamorized and valorized. Saying it "looks normal because it was normalised when I was growing up" is very different than saying "is normal and is healthy"

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@jms_tny Their heads will explode when they find out about Kate Moss

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

The average adult male in the UK eats over 3000 calories a day

[Jessica @cinamoorolll]

men how the fuck do you even get fat when your maintenance diet for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,200 calories a day

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

Tops like this should HMU 👀

[His Royal Thighness @QStacked]

@astropolitithot The paucity of imagination some people have. Like something that's legally permissible may not actually be morally right!

[Sofya Mitchell @sofyamitchell]

If this were posted by a British person we’d never hear the end of it