Qwacko

you can call me mommy

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@jawdroppuh_ I make a packing list on my phone like a month out

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@dvb_eck @yosoymario91 Real

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@justalexoki Happy vitality week 🥹 that must feel like the biggest weight off your chest

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

i have a theory that elon spent billions on some air fertility project causing the massive baby boom thats been going on since mid 2025

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@techhsiren I thought this said artistic and it somehow feels the same

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

daycare drop offs have gotten a lot easier

but when I get back in my car and the camera that normally shows her smiling face is just an empty seat

it feels like Im saying goodbye to her forever

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

if my baby is the spitting image of my husband

but other males say that she is beautiful

does that make them gay?

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@IterIntellectus THIS

like how hard is it to just lay the baby under a ceiling fan and watch them actually have fun instead of being emotionless in front of a screen

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@justabdulraouf Im sure it gets easier the more you practice

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

putting lotion on your feet and walking around the house is like a natural vacuum and workout all in one

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@jawdroppuh_ at least when you get home your floors will be clean

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

my baby starts daycare on monday

im sitting in her nursery as she sleeps on my chest and i cant stop crying

time is a thief

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@jawdroppuh_ 😵‍💫 how long until that happened? We use ours a lot so Ill be sad if it breaks

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@justalexoki this one would be pretty sick
photo creds to @jawdroppuh_

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@XHabib 🙋‍♂️

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@tortyl THIS WAS SO GOOD THOUGH

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

@jawdroppuh_ i was expecting way worse lol

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

this is the closest AI has ever come to generating a similar image of qwacko

[CHOI @arrakis_ai]

This GPT Image 2 prompt is going insanely viral right now.

“Redraw the attached image in the most clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic way possible. Use a white background, and make it look like it was drawn in MS Paint with a mouse. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.”

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

feeding lil qwacks and i put her on my chest to burp her

she instantly melts into me and falls asleep

i feel like i could dominate the entire world

[Qwacko @Q_wacko]

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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Why do people write tweets like this?

Where every sentence gets a new line.

Sometimes a line might have two sentences. Like this one.

But generally speaking, every sentence has a new line, making a tweet look like a long block of text that no one reads.

Worse still, such tweets are often repetitive and winding, hammering on the same point over and over again.

The writing is often very bad.