Qalamari.bsky.social

Just some head goo piloting a meat robot. Adult Legoist. Freelance writer formerly at GameCrate, Destructoid and others. Contact here or KMsquid {at} gmail.

[Qalamari.bsky.social @Qalamari]

Guess I'm ready now for emerald man to break things irreparably. See y'all on the other side.
https://t.co/vX9xgcALSh

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@qalamari This is all Twix is good for now. "Check out my amazing #SeasonRecap from #MARVELSNAP Avengers vs X-Men Season!" https://t.co/pV72jXW4wW

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Wish there were a better way to farm credits. https://t.co/kz5qOzKH7n

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@Qalamari ://www.marvelsnap.com/recapshare/s19?id=58178

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View my coolest stats in November season!https://t.co/HpxtqiusjP

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@FortniteGame Have had this happen twice now, losing queue time to the tune of ~ 3.5 hours. Any advice?

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Only doing this for the credits. https://t.co/mHjZiVRukF #MARVELSNAP

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@Toneman Finished it already, but it's worth playing through. Good writing in the missions, the side characters are great, and it's lots of fun once you unlock the empire building stuff. It is a little buggy, but still very playable.

[Qalamari.bsky.social @Qalamari]

Exactly as planned. #PS5Share, #SaintsRow (Volition deserved better.)

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...Huh.

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@ThemeParkDirk Her icing skills are impressive. Happy birthday, buddy.

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

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@ThemeParkDirk Because now the studio heads can try and blame it on writers and actors as a quarter-assed attempt to get public opinion on their side.

[wint @dril]

if you drop a chicken cutlet on the floor it absorbs all kinds of dirt & particles that make it undesirable. Thats sort of how AI works

[LanessaVO🎙🍃💚 @LanessaVo]

Saw this today and whoever wrote it is a genius.

It's not artifical intelligence, it's

PLAGARISM SOFTWARE

And we should call it that.

[Qalamari.bsky.social @Qalamari]

@Chillybillz Priss cat.

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@Chillybillz Murderer.

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@dril Bless you.

[Ben Kuchera @BenKuchera]

"They'll get tired of not writing."
Writers?
"They're not used to being unemployed this long."
We're still talking about writers, right?
"They will want to work."
Have you ever met one?
"At some point it becomes self-destructive."
THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE THING