H-E-N-R-Y

Born to jest, forced to joust.

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

‘We jua’ is so assuring

[✒️ @Literariium]

I hear that

[Pubity @pubity]

UK politician Nigel Farage stepped down from parliament so he could trigger a new election just to prove the people would vote him back in.

Only one man is set to run against him: Count Binface.

If Count Binface wins, it will be the first time a Recyclon has held public office.

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Izi vitu apa nairobi tunauziwangwa nikama wanaziendea Ivory coast mguu

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

That view is insane and it will come in handy when you want to jump out the window in frustration after realising you just spent 22 million for a fucking studio apartment.

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Just to remind you

23 years ago, Harambee Stars beat Cabo Verde one nil to qualify for 2004 AFCON, years later, one is playing against World Cup Holders, the other one has to book friendly matches with Lesotho and Pakistan.

[☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴 @mussy03_]

African teams every time they take an early lead

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

Life ever since Chelsea stopped playing

[koongo.ikwa @pmuoge]

KFS, a government agent responsible for forest protection apparently want to conduct public participation on the importance of a golf course and an airstrip inside a protected forest.

Everyone in the country has gone mad.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Top-performing bank stocks on the NSE so far in 2026 (YTD):

I&M Holdings — up 60%
Co-op Bank — up 44%
Stanbic Holdings — up 42%
Absa Bank — up 30%
BK Group — up 27%
DTB Bank — up 27%
Equity Group — up 19%
KCB Group — up 17%
NCBA Group — up 8%
StanChart Kenya — up 7%
HF Group — down 1%

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Here's a tip for eating or drinking solo, and this works in almost every establishment: When you go somewhere alone they let you order literally ANYTHING off the menu, and all they ask in return is the amount of money listed next to that item.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

You told foreigners to leave your country before June 30th but you want to remain in someone else’s country after June 30th 😭😭😭

[Junho 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JuneVanBloem]

If this 1 in a million possibility happens we crown them the official kings of killing yourself your Africa. Patrice Motsepe has to commission a special WAKOFA trophy

[Haley Whipjack @whippedjack]

but we.... we know how he became.... they explain it in the first movie....

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Brad Bird says ‘RATATOUILLE 2’ won't happen.

“Pixar has made little feints towards that to see how I would react. They'll crack a joke, but the joke will be a bit serious, like, 'Would you?' And I'm like, ‘No, we told that story.’”

(Source: https://t.co/RczHLavNEU)