Quaid

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

"Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa has been ruled OUT with another concussion"

Michael Penix Jr. taking the field:

[Guti @Gutila5ta]

Se cree árbitro revisando el VAR

[autist @litteralyme0]

me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Zias couldn’t stop laughing after asking B Lou to spell “orange” and he replied with “the fruit or the color” 😭😭

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

I caught some raccoons on a top secret mission last night 😂🦝

[E @methaloxmatcha]

What if the Hawk Tuah girl wasn’t talking about what we thought, but was instead referring to a classified space-based intelligence satellite, Hawk 2A, engaging in SIGINT (Signal Intelligence) operations? When she said, “Hawk 2A SIGINT on that thang,” was she cryptically revealing a next-generation RF surveillance platform, one capable of tracking global transportation networks, monitoring illicit activity, and assisting in disaster response? A constellation of small satellites using advanced signal interception to map the movement of aircraft, ships, and vehicles in real time; effectively a civilian SIGINT initiative hiding in plain sight? Maybe what seemed like a viral joke was actually the slip of an insider, a moment of disclosure disguised as absurdity.

[s @superskrong]

U don’t need a tiktok replacement when we got the Subway™️ app. I be on there goin crazy. Sandwiches straight off the top of the dome. Chipotle pepperoni tuna melt. Sweet onion BLT. Toasted. U don’t even gotta order the shit.

[haz @yvesuoler]

korean spongebob is killing me

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

One billionaire couple owns almost all the water in California.

In 1994, the Resnicks secretly seized control of California’s public water supply.

Now they’ve built a business empire by selling it back to the rest of us.

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

even if i was hanging w Dave u won’t catch me w no Busters…

[Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh]

ideal height for men #hopelesscore #hopecore

[Christine Nicole MBA @SupaMrs]

I WAS GETTING GAS... THIS LADY WAS PUMPING GAS WITHOUT A JACKET ON....I NOTICED A DUDE IN THE CAR BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL...I SAID “WHY TF HE AINT PUMPING THE GAS” SHE SAID WHO? I SAID HIM IN THE CAR...SHE SAID...”THATS MY MOMMA”
MORAL OF THE STORY..MIND YO BUSINESS😂😒

[Henry @_hjjm]

Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

[HIT ME RADICALLY HARD AND OPTIMISTICALLY SOFT @dulapeeppa]

She spoke up against Dababy while their song was at it's peak, refused to submit Levitating at the Grammy's or any other awards and pulled the remix from radio and stopped promoting it altogether.
She will always stand up for what's right and that's why I will always stan her !

[deem @peanutpunchhh]

He’s not even moving fast he’s just shaking his head