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English, not British. Former chef. Self-employed. Biker. Gamer. Also tired.

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Van Helsing.
Cheesy, over the top, awesome at the same time

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

imo you literally get that “spark” all over again. everything is a new experience to your kid. seeing a bug? coolest thing ever. eating ice cream. amazing. going for a car ride. painting a picture. even every day normal activities like grocery shopping are an incredible experience with them. holidays like christmas, easter, halloween etc all feel like how they felt like when you were a kid again. everything is exciting again because you are seeing the world for the first time through their eyes

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

Don't forget to NOT behead British soldiers.

[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

Greens: “There is no evidence that some migrant communities are overrepresented in violent crime.”

Also Greens: “Noooooo. We shouldn’t publish crime statistics by race and ethnicity.”

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

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[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

Insisting that criticising Jason Arday for his actions was racism and that he should have been given a pass because he was black is to insist that it is racist to judge people by the content of their character and that we should judge them instead by the colour of their skin.

[Nate, or, Mr H Reviews @MrHreviews]

@AdamRamsay @heraldscotland Scum

[Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics]

@Cyn1calCrusader

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Million times better than nanotech slop suits

[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

Knife with mental illness running wild in Hong Kong.

[Nate, or, Mr H Reviews @MrHreviews]

"fund your own treatment" we do, the NHS was founded by the white indigenous, for the white indigenous. You absolute reprobate.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Crazy how we have literal criminals in government.

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Exulansis

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax."

Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?"

Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely."

Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke."

Activist: "But the land's worth millions."

Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm."

Activist: "So sell a corner of it."

Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way."

Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it."

Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill."

Activist: "It's still an asset."

Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."

[Nate, or, Mr H Reviews @MrHreviews]

@andyburnham Just bring back the death penalty

[Stelios Panagiotou @Panagiotou90St]

I can’t see how this is an open question. They were caught on camera disregarding Nowak’s claim that he had been stabbed.

[Beau Dade @HistoryBro1]

I like Frank.
I'd vote for Frank.
And I tell you this, I promise you this, after having met the man a couple of times now, he is entirely authentic.
You just can't fake that.
This is a real human being speaking from the heart; from the soul.
Brilliant.
https://t.co/pbMuaBYFa1

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

@ZackPolanski Why don't you hypnotise the weather cooler?

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Popular Islamic scholar with millions of followers, Zakir Naik, claims that abusing girls who do not comply with Islamic dress code is allowed by Allah, and that if a girl is raped and murdered, it is her own fault.

This is another level of disgusting and evil.