Qing Alby

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

Start overs generally

[Elly De La Booze @EllyDeLaBooze]

Your first year/job out of college is literally a humiliation ritual and there is absolutely nothing you can do abt it

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

18yr old me was peak gangster ..that niggah would be thugging out all this shit am onto rn ..this soft considerate cersion of me is the root of all my problems rn

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

@JoyJMurraya Uzuri umeji include kabla tukukumbushe that you are actually fat

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

"anasema hakumkata aje na ni mmeru

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

we’d never survive a jury system.

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

Hii picha nimechukua from the wall

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Tilisi would be perfect if it wasn’t located beyond North Wall with that White Walker weather.

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

They used to walk back home screaming all the way

[Cheroo❤️ @papti4]

How did millenials get home after a night out in the era before ubers?
Come to think of it,how was life actually before ubers?

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

Oooh millenials used to drink ...they still do ...night out na millenials lazima jua itokee .

[W @Wangariiii_]

Everytime naona stats about Gen z drinking way less than millenials, huwa najiuliza kwani mlikuwa mnalewa aje cuz to me Gen z drink too much

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

@mfsvlly Gps homie?

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

Ukiona a mango babe anatweet hivi please run ...thi is a life threatening threat juu hiyo boxer hautaivaa the whole night

[Mutanu @mutanumuema]

I need to be cracked hard!!!! Like so hard mpaka nilie

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

@njorogemainah Kangemi

[HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi]

The Owner vs The car

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

I have people who really show up for wholeheartedly bana i salute y'all

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

@UnderscoreBrn @_mr_mutinda Baite battery imechomwa fuse na miraa

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

@lynda_marcia Amekushow ukweli though

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

@JoyJMurraya Nilikushow am idle and miserable ,, sio attention yako natafuta mimi ...am hating passionately , plainly for the love of the game

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

At times nakuanga needed in 10 differemt locations at the same time mpaka kama batman

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

Semester imebaki moja tukue full grown adults sasa

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

And so have ypu done unspeakable things to other girls too ...it goes both ways i guess

[mr no-gbo-nothing @ehigbai_o]

This is one of the most important lessons getting older and maturing will teach you. I say getting older and maturing because many men get older but never mature. Your girlfriend, wife, fiancée, etc. has done unspeakable things with other men before you and you will live with it.

[Qing Alby @QingAlby]

Meru 7hrs daktari? Blackspot ni moja pekee and the roads are very good actually ...na tena ni 4hr 30 minutes pekee doing a very fair speed

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Tuko kwa serikali but the only way from Meru to Nairobi is a 7-8 hour bus ride with multiple black spots. Put my back in your prayers. Tunahitaji airport huku as soon as yesterday pls😭