NotMeg

[NotMeg @Qkhlys]

I’m running for the health of every kid in Canada, and my goal is to raise $5000. The Million Reasons Run is a fundraising event in support of our local children’s hospital foundations. Will you support me with a donation today? https://t.co/FqUqQs3fqb

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I still cannot believe this was a real interview 😂

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

A friend has just 1 month left on her visa. If you’re reading this tweet and can help, please send me a dm 🙏🏾 this is very urgent please.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Drop the brush Owen‼️

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

He fake proposed to his girlfriend so that his great grandmother with dementia could experience it whilst she was still lucid… 💔

[S.M.K @SeniormanKelzz]

When she realized 😂😂

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I have been staring at this goddamn Instagram ad trying to figure out what it is trying to sell me and it just keeps getting funnier the longer I cannot figure it out

[Moe @Mochievous]

It’s one thing to pressure a woman two weeks postpartum to have sex and another whole thing entirely not to even notice she was crying during. In a time when his partner was their most sensitive, he wasn’t even paying attention, didn’t care.

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

….how is this not a disqualification lol

[Clinton @614clinton]

After my youngest daughter fixed my computer, I overheard her talking with one of her friends saying it was just an "ID ten T error.
They both starting laughing.
Not wanting to appear dumb, I walked away and wrote down the code. ID10T. She was never my favorite kid anyway.

[Anny🦕 @annyyyshutup]

😭😭

[zhopamine @zedchrmsm]

this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw

[Sorple Sheed Cecil @Elpros_licec]

Art is my little game. This game is Art

[Bookish Ezioma @EziomaKalu]

I think I am the only one who didn’t have any real ambition as a child. All I wanted was to be a tomato seller, so I could eat rice with it. 😩😂
Congratulations queen. ❤️

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

This is what a stable relationship looks like

[Mr K @krezae]

If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Calculator, to count himself lucky for having you.

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

After I quit my call center job, I just started doing a bunch of scary shit on purpose so I could get out of my comfort zone and stop wasting my life on what felt like a safe and responsible route. This company needed a fire dancer and they offered training, so I did it 😂