E. Foley

Good times, noodle salad.
Owned by cockers. Hitched to @davethegame. Fueled by artificial neurotransmitters. Bossgirling a little too close to the sun.

[Rhi @OutFoxgloved]

I apologised to my husband for not finishing the task I had planned for today.

He said, “Yes, but how many side quests did you get done along the way?”

I feel seen - my whole life is main quests being disrupted by side quests.

#Neurodivergent

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

FML 🥵

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

D.C.-area forecast: A few more days of typical July warmth, then a major heat wave is likely https://t.co/QNZ3qjZFyW

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

@boymonster Wow. So basically slavery was an unpaid internship? Oh, Florida men…. Still batshit after all these years.

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

@ProfBanks @boymonster Not wrong tho. 😂

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t but Twitter does… #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Sam Reich @samreich]

A thread about the strike and Dropout production: 👇✊

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Nice compilation from Friday.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Here's what I think of the streamers' cruel plan to "starve us out"

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

Text-based social media platforms are experiencing the 1875 newspapers problem

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

BREAKING NEWS
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​WE CHECKED AND DOGS ARE STILL GOOD

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

@aardvarkwizard I'm just sayin' that if you WANTED some friends for the skeleton, I would be up for helping you make them.

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

Today's auction find - plan ahead for Halloween and buy some MANNEQUIN PARTS - https://t.co/UN946T7sXY

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

@aardvarkwizard ...you?? NEVER. lol

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

BTW, if a friend buys a box of mannequin parts and wants to host a Halloween decor painting party, I would be down for that.

[E. Foley @QtheCocker]

Better run because it includes CLEAR UNDERWEAR MANNEQUINS.

[COG @MWCOG]

Health Advisory: Current air quality in the D.C. region is Code Red, unhealthy for all. Area residents are encouraged to limit outdoor activities. For current conditions/forecast: https://t.co/vujQarGehK