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[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

Angelenos love big sporting events, but they don’t love USC. When Oregon or Ohio State comes to town, they fill the stadium because it’s an event. But no one there actually cares about USC football; they just want to be where the lights are.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

The correct amount of my money to which you’re entitled is $0.00.

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

Its been totally memory holed now, but in 2020 in a ton of cities the police just stood down and if you didn't literally man the door with a firearm they would just destroy and loot your small business and the state would do literally nothing to protect you.

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Awful. Hope this account will have some uplifting news in the coming weeks to help us move past this massive aviation tragedy.

[Geaux Ducks @GeauxDuck]

“Intercepted by Brandon Finney”

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Jayden Daniels’ teammates have reportedly been instructed to only give him high fours, as high fives are believed to constitute unauthorized use of his No. 5.

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Solo movie with Avengers numbers. Dont ever forget who is the goat.

[Carter Yates @Carter_Yates16]

Glass half full: Holy Hell Cam Coleman is insane

Glass half empty: Plz don’t tell me the guy who threw that ball is the guy I think threw that ball

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

I’m so sure this Washington team won a game of football that year.

I’ll do some extensive research and come back with what I found.

[🟢 @cookinquack]

They’re going to use Bakersfield as Hell

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night.

According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away.

Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like:

"The Flock cameras tore themselves down"
"Whoever did it, was fishing with me"
"Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"

[anarcarural 🐂🇪🇸 @anarcarural]

en alguna casa de españa hay ahora mismo un chavalin de la generación alpha scrolleando tiktok que va a dejar a franco, hitler y stalin como autenticas hermanitas de la caridad

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

President Trump announced that beginning August 1, 2026, imported generic drugs will remain tariff-free for two years before facing a 100% tariff for one year and a 200% tariff thereafter. He said the policy is designed to encourage pharmaceutical companies to bring generic drug manufacturing back to the United States while maintaining the current policy for patented and brand-name medications.

[🟢 @cookinquack]

Baby still in the womb vs The Death Star

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

I don't think you have, mate.

[ʚ LÜA ɞ @heavenlykore]

i dont know if you guys know about this but greece is like

a real place

and greek people exist

[Chrollo“🎴 @GeneralChrollo]

Feministas: “nosotras las mujeres luchamos para que todos las mujeres pueden elegir libremente cómo vivir su vida

Feministas cuando una mujer decide ser conservadora y no una puta:

[Bobby Burack @burackbobby_]

Don’t forget the biggest lie/hoax. In 2024, she claimed a man blocked her and her teammates from entering a hotel while shouting “ghetto bitches.”

The video from the scene showed no such thing. Her own GM denied it happened.

Angel Smollett.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

What’re you covering up on your necklace? I just wanted to see, but you’re covering it up. Because it seems interesting, it seems really interesting. You can move your hand, you can trust me.