Ducky

Hella quacked tweets from a practicing comedian!

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The issue with #datingapps is whether I swipe right or left I don’t thinking I’m missing out on anything. #fwb #hookupculture #kinkmegood #polyam

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Thoughts on #dating:

My friend recently told me they like to see that you like kids or pets so they know you’re capable of #love.

I don’t need props to prove I’m capable of love. #noprops #noattachments

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I just matched with a woman on @bumble who’s expecting. 🤮 Shouldn’t I be able to filter those out? #babyonboard #firstdate #rattles #unmatch #next

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Don’t all relationships start as “Nothing Serious”? @Tinder #whysoserious #shorttermfun #littletownflirt #swiperight

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Why aren’t there @KentuckyDerby fantasy leagues? #fantasysports #KentuckyDerby2023

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Let's play a hashtag game. #tossacointoyour...

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Thank you! @REALDJPREMIER #OneOfTheBestYet

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L.A.Councimember Marqueece Harris-Dawson: Nipsey Hussle Blvd. https://t.co/8likFem6mp via @Change

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I think next year we should nominate Siri or Alexa to host the Oscars. #theawardgoesto #heysiri #alexa #ai #oscars

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Dread like Rastear! #PostMalonear https://t.co/b2GdjpspG3

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Be like a 🦆. Remain calm on the surface, and paddle like crazy underneath.

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Toast to ODB’s dollar bills, deep comedy, & freighteningly intense conversation. @TullamoreDEWUS #glassesup

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The brand @RoarkRevival has awesome gear! #fashion #menswear

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Hey @ughhdotcom please refund me for my order #ughh14538. You don't seem to respond via email, so let's see if you respond to tweets. That's what the cool kids are doing these days, right? #horrible #customerservice #notslicklikerick

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I think my @Lyft rating is as bad as Larry David’s. #CurbYourEnthusiasm #LyftMyEnthusiasm #BeingLarryDavid #HBO #FB

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Dear @Lyft ur my fav, but your app has been shotty lately. Why when there’s drivers close by does my driver end up being 15 minutes away?

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