Dru McMartin

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@Mr_Husky1 Like no one ever watched Free Willy or any movie separating a mother and her child

[551CARS @551CARS]

Northbound 72nd at I-80; crash

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@JCFights Honey! Dude threw dinner at me! Yeah I know! Get the kids! We have extra nap time tonight!

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@earthcurated Hey guys. Get ready with me while I tell you about these humans who stole and ruined my necklace. Trigger warning: pain is beauty.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Harry Styles stars in “MAHAspital” SNL sketch.

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@551CARS They can BORROW it but we need it back in 3-4 months.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@jimmyfallon Safe Passage over the Rainbow Bridge,

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Plans

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sausage. His humans got him his very own swimming pool and he's obsessed with it. We asked them if he swims every day and they said, ”Every single day. He follows us around the house until we take him outside AND sit and watch him. If we’re not there he won’t swim." 14/10 good for him

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@omaha_scanner what is going on in the air over Omaha tonight?

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

And it would still be a downgrade

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A Leo from Chicago who annoys Republicans you say?

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@OPDOfcBossman @omaha_scanner Thats a really odd blood pressure

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I just discovered that baby owls sleep on their stomachs cause their heads are too heavy and I can’t stop laughing

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Crap! Why do they always find me?!??

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@DogLovers03 Whether is allowed or not, I’m doing it.

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@omaha_scanner Ok fambulance listed intentionally? Love phrase

[Dru McMartin @QualityDrucifer]

@PicturesFoIder To see behind themselves when the noise canceling headphones are on. I have a mirror my company gave me but a spoon works in a pinch.