Matthew Quan

Come, take a seat on my inflatable tube. Currently reading a chapter book.

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

You'lre a mabrloro red in a werld of veps

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@CharaChorderany big impact on keyboard shortcuts? Additionally Whats the typical learning curve?

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@mhp_guy Check out https://t.co/wNYXihvJM5, think you’re use of ChatGpt can be automated even more here 👀

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@MultifamilyMark https://t.co/BdeW10Cxdc

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@caitboyle_15 #istandbythis #heard #agreeablness

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Thank you @D_ID_ and @Charles_Leclerc. It cost tons of moneys and riches, but my girlfriend loved the shoutout!

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

Everyone’s working hard to make marketing hyper personalized. Once great personalization becomes the base line, won’t everyone realize this “personalization” is automated and scraped from their public data. Does this outreach become the next straight to spam mail? Whats next?

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

Teaching children good manners and how to kindly and clearly communicate what they feel they need is the best prompt training there is

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

Woke up mid flight to a funny smell. Thought someone threw up then realized it was just some potatoes chips. My first thought was - why does that smell so bad? Am I pregnant? Then remembered Fairly OddParents was not real. Crisis averted. This is why sex ed is important people.

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@luchalibretaco I’m a huge fan of your delicate burritos. Must admit I was a bit disappointed to bite into my surf and turf burrito only to be met with a lack of French Fry inside this delight. I humbly ask you to consider including French Fry as the default - for the people.

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@OXO appreciate the great customer service. #happierconsumer

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@OXO worst can opening experience of my life. I’ve never been confused by a can opener, but for this one I had to watch 2 tutorials only to end up spending 15 mins with a very sharp edge. #dissappointedconsumer

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@owneroftheirry "Hamptons" not "Hampton's". Have fun at the holiday inn, i'll be eating sushi off of a friendly dolphins stomach in Malibu.

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@yash_tek Just imagining you speaking to your dad in a baby voice. Please record a reaction

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@realBrookNash If you want to appear professional and intelligent, I’d recommend -“Unfortunately my system is unable to process this request.”

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

@yash_tek Why do you assume the worst man? I think you should give Delia a shot, a beautiful friendship could blossom. I’d recommend saying it depends on which Harry Potter house she belongs to. If she answers incorrectly it just won’t work.

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Random person sneezed just within my hearing distance. I said bless you. This is how you build good karma. I hope I get a pony for this one.

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

Spamming spammers part 2. Today I practiced my Bane. I tried to embody a middle school Bane that sought companionship and acceptance while staying true to his darkness.

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

Send your kids to Montessori, please.

[Matthew Quan @QuanMatt]

It’s a hard line to walk between constructive criticism and telling a scammer to stop. I think I’m failing at this one right now.