Quant Alchemist💡

memes & musings on the markets

[Quant Alchemist💡 @Quant_Alchemist]

@leading_nowhere The chessmaster himself invested in this? Truly one of the moments of all time

https://t.co/lO82xcSII6

[Sharan Hegde @financewsharan]

This isn't a 0 to 1 story.
It's 0 to 10 - yes, 10 crores!
Did I imagine @zerodha 's @nikhilkamathcio investing 10 crores when headlines declared "the end" of finfluencers like me?

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@SarangSood @speculatornifty There was that one "baba" that was manipulating the nse chief. So could try that

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@somanycheerios @AliEzzoBezzo Dude chose toothpaste for icecream

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@SaeedDiCaprio That anime character reminds him of grimes maybe

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@suchetadalal Did they ever apologize for this ?

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@madan_kumar News article claims 3 fold increase.

3 x 0 = 0

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@sk18sept @madan_kumar @vivbajaj @PRSundar64 @kaushikaki @crosshair_io @vihan13singh "Wonderful trend following system"
"Problem is that it generates lot of trades when the markets are range bound"

Then it's not exactly wonderful is it? So you may say it's not in its "final form" yet.

Like Madan said, you need to work on filtering trades to reduce frequency.

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@PythonPr Give some credit to Corey in your article or in your tweets man. So unprofessional

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@madan_kumar Smartphones have seriously affected our attention spans in a bad way

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@williamlegate @KaneCitizen__ Not at gunpoint. On top of that they sent spacex a big care package of satellite launch contracts.

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@SaeedDiCaprio "My RoLe WiLl TrAnSiTiOn tO bEiNg eXeC cHaiR & CtO"

lmaoooo. cTo? CtO?? The fuck does he know about software.

And bet that CEO gonna be his future wife.

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@Alex_TheAnalyst https://t.co/AMjp1TlawN

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@kempwhat @mountain_ghosts Is there an option to download selected songs?

I don't wanna download 3000 songs.

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@madan_kumar Of course I'll give them intitial pointers on risk management to avoid blowing their account at once.

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@madan_kumar I'm gonna give my child some capital. And tell them to maintain the same at the end of 3 year period, no gains is ok, but no losses either. If they can, I'll teach them all i know.

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@Sandenn @KeithOlbermann @NickAdamsinUSA It's @jayleno

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@erzrock @iamharaldur Fast & Furious: Wheelchair Wheelie

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@afrocosmist I have been recapping star wars and thought that was Chewbacca and Han solo at first glance.

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@socialistdogmom @JUNlPER This guy again? Not sure if borderline satire or 100% authentic idiot.

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@theserfstv He should really put a profile pic.