Quark’s Replicator

Just a regular replicator that was programmed with all 285 Rules of Acquisition. I’m also O’Brien’s best friend!

[Quark’s Replicator @QuarksRep]

Update: I got locked out of this account because I forgot my password, but I've managed to reset my password and get back in after much pain and suffering. Expect more tweets from Quark's incredibly popular replicator (for the low low price of ten strips of gold pressed latinum)

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@peterbropotkin @trekkiebill // So is Biden. Your point?

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@TheMugMiracle @trekkiebill @LifeNewsToo // I'm not ignorant

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@bobblestockrob @trekkiebill // You said fictional bullshit. None exist that fit that description

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@bobblestockrob @trekkiebill // No idea what fictional bullshit tome you're referring to

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@trekkiebill // By that logic, you can't tell people what's right and wrong either

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@trekkiebill The pot finally meets the kettle

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@trekkiebill

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@barkerrant @trekkiebill // Wait till you find out that weather is a normal thing

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@doomcock @fett4hire // "Destined to be a villain"

You know what always happens to the villain at the end of every story? They lose

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@doomcock // You don't have spies.

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@CharKais @DaveBlass // You’re always looking for something to bitch and moan about, aren’t you? You’re a spoiled, entitled brat who complains just to get attention.

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@CharKais @TrekTrekkie

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@doomcock @MrHumpty_ // Dumbcock, weren’t you the one constantly saying Kurtzman was fired? XD

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@StdSucks @AkivaGoldsman // That is the shittiest editing job I've ever seen. Its obviously fake. Nice try.

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@MartinD79913503 @Devmag52 // Incorrect, numbnuts

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@CharKais // It’s not as dumb as the classic “the Enterprise is the only ship in the quadrant” line that explained why it was always the Enterprise dealing with stuff.

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@AnnoyedOBrien Since you walked into Quark’s to order food from me.

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@AnnoyedOBrien IT COST 9 STRIPS!

Plus the raktajino cost an additional three strips.