Karl Cormack

Comedian, Writer.
ASU '17

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 mags in the world, azine, pie, gie Gyllenhaal, nesium, and ic Johnson.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Meanwhile in 2018...

[Karl Cormack @QuarlwithaK]

@Broadsword_Luke @WalkerBragman @AOC You've missed the point, when you force the ultra rich & wealthy to play, live, and use the EXACT same system you do, it will *suddenly* get better. Imagine that? You and Tom hanks have knee surgery the same day, same Dr., You both pay nothing when you leave, bc you both pay in.

[Jamil Smith جميل كريم @JamilSmith]

August 5th marked five years since a cop killed John Crawford III. He was just holding a BB gun inside a Walmart. This guy wore body armor and carried a loaded rifle and handgun into a Walmart, days after El Paso. His “test” of his rights was successful. https://t.co/P0BbkWcNOM

[Karl Cormack @QuarlwithaK]

Is the opposite Sister-Wives, Brusbands?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hey @senatemajldr - these young men look like they work for you.

Just wanted to clarify: are you paying for young men to practice groping & choking members of Congress w/ your payroll, or is this just the standard culture of #TeamMitch?

Thanks.

[Amy McGrath @AmyMcGrathKY]

Hours after the El Paso shooting, Mitch McConnell proudly tweeted this photo. I find it so troubling that our politics have become so nasty and personal that the Senate Majority Leader thinks it's appropriate to use imagery of the death of a political opponent (me) as messaging.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

We've reached the point in the timeline where the President is doubling down on being a racist to take attention away from being a rapist because being a racist isn't as bad as being a rapist.

#RacistPresident

[Jim Himes 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @jahimes]

Unlike the Democratic Congresswomen @realDonaldTrump attacked today, I actually am a foreign-born Member of Congress. But I’m a white male of European descent, so there’s no chance he’ll attack me.

His tantrum has nothing to do with birthplace.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

"The baby is born, the mother meets w/the doctor. They take care of the baby. They wrap the baby beautifully. Then the doctor and mother determine whether or not they will execute the baby."

How is this man's mental state not a National Emergency right now?

[Karl Cormack @QuarlwithaK]

Feeling cute. Might delete l8r. IDK. @ Graham, Washington https://t.co/Hy6vH8GMmv

[Karl Cormack @QuarlwithaK]

This dude's a piece of shit. Wow.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Here’s another angle that shows @browardsheriff’s deputy pepper spraying unarmed Black boy, Lucca, who posed no threat. He then slammed his head into the concrete, arrested him & charged him with ASSAULTING the cops.

This is brutality.

#JusticeForLucca

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

[Karl Cormack @QuarlwithaK]

@xsissysokolikx People are shitty :/

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

Watch this. @AOC is 29 friggin’ years old and she’s as good as anyone on the national stage. No wonder the right is terrified of her. It’s not her politics, it’s her intelligence. She’s fierce, she’s focused, she’s real, and she’s got lots of time to rock their world.

[Karl Cormack @QuarlwithaK]

https://t.co/naeoX6X9e1

[Michael Cohen @MichaelCohen212]

As for the @WSJ article on poll rigging, what I did was at the direction of and for the sole benefit of @realDonaldTrump @POTUS. I truly regret my blind loyalty to a man who doesn’t deserve it.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He’s not in the cloak room
He’s not in the Capitol
He’s not in the Russel building
He’s not on the floor of the Senate

And 800,000 people still don’t have their paychecks - so #WheresMitch?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The state of American democracy:
—A President who serves Putin
—A Sec. of Defense who serves contractors
—An EPA admin. who serves the coal industry
—A Sec. of HHS who serves pharma
—A Sec. of the Interior who serves Big Oil
—A Sec. of Education who serves for-profit colleges