Matthew Weston

Turning lemonade into lemons since 1997

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

BREAKING: WAFFLE HOUSE TO CLOSE multiple locations in Greenville, SC, and other upstate locations ahead of a significant winter storm.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://t.co/FfDV1kvTCy

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

Is it so hard to just manufacture touches for aj brown? Just a quick drag or literally anything?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

when a coffee shop doesn’t open until 7 am

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

NiJaree Canady almost throwing an immaculate first inning is naaasty

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

We talk about the automated strike zone in baseball, but we actually need it more in the women's college world series. The strike zone in UCLA-Tennessee looks like a Rorschach Test

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

Pete Crow-Armstrong is making the Cubs fun again

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

@dallascowboys @EzekielElliott Ain't no way y'all posted a video with RYAN SHAZIER chasing after him c'mon son

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

Harris picking Walz is like when a head coach brings in an old DC like Vic Fangio or Steve Spagnuolo. No head coach ambition they're here to run a 4-4 and just play ball

[Jacqui Heinrich @JacquiHeinrich]

Two sources confirm on background the deciding factor in the VP’s choice was what Sen Fetterman said publicly: concerns Shapiro’s his own personal ambitions would cause him to upstage/override Harris. The video Shapiro produced by Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker’s team solidified this sentiment on Friday.

UPDATE: Shapiro’s team was not aware Mayor Parker’s office had produced the video and there was no communication about its release between Parker and Shapiro’s teams ahead of time, a source familiar tells Fox.

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

My fiance loves when I started talking about void years, salary cap management, and how the Eagles are great at making +EV moves

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

Something a lot of men don't like to admit:

All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women.

Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective:

To keep the species going.

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

@BenjaminSolak The under 4.5 qbs bet got burned QUICK

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

@PFF_Moo @BenjaminSolak If you feel locked on 24 guys and coin flipped the rest, then picking 32 gives a 0.4% chance of being right. Picking 30 give you a 1.5%, 29 gives 3.1%, and picking 28 gives a 6.2% so I think that's the sweet spot between odds of being right and the odds of not picking enough

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

@PFF_Moo @BenjaminSolak Statistically it's at the inflection of the bell curve so between 28-30. Picking that range puts you in the top 20% volume wise (excluding the 32 pickers) which also giving you wiggle room. I settled at 29

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

This would the equivalent of an NFL team losing 5 games in a row I couldn't imagine any team...

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

The Pistons have lost 25 in a row, and that's 30% of the season, which is like a baseball team losing 49 games in a row, which is hilarious

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

Crazy origin story fr

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The teenager who lives like it's the 1940s https://t.co/uncmzyd744

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

It's good to see Jimmy Graham still kickin

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

Zach Wilson trying to win over his teammates:

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Jets QB Zach Wilson is determined to win over the respect of his teammates.

Today he bought ice cream for every single player and coach in the building.

Class Act.

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

@DynastyNerds @NathanB21155398 a weird set of trades for us on the same day lol

[Matthew Weston @QuarterTon0fFun]

@NFLRookieWatxh The game has changed drastically in the past 20 years tho.

In 2004 when Eli was drafted, Peyton led the league with 4200 yards and 29 tds.

In 2016 when goff was drafted, Drew Brees had 5200 and 37 and eleven qbs threw for over 4200 yards that year.