QueefInTheKnight

Sir Queef In the Knight, Protector of the Dabbleverse
Chief Operations Officer of Free Queef Comedy

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@SteelToeStats Everyone is trying to prevent Jerry from his totally real goal of CRUSHING PUSS

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@shalomshuli There's a bus driver in Jersey City with the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@BlindMike_ it's actually shocking how boring and unfunny of a show this really is. how did it survive for so long?

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

Come on, Jerry - these haters just don't know what it takes to have that Cash Money Lifestyle. Time to take out some more credit cards, get a bigger house, and CRUSH SOME PUSS.

[Jerry Banfield @JerryBanfield]

I Might Have to Start Over. Maybe That’s What I Need.

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@BeDabbler Mersh reminds me of this one guy that goes to my gym that's always there but still looks like cookie dough.

[Punished Mya @unusualmya]

EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@SoThrrrJoeBrrrr @Karmichael3rd YARRRR, DON'T COMMENT ON WHAT I MAY OR MAY NOT STICK IN MY RECTUM, SO THOROUGH JOE BURROW. YOU'RE NOT IN MY WORLD, ON ANY LEVEL, BUT I DIGRESS.

[Promo Code: CUM or CUMTOWN20 @chapocheck]

Tom Myers continues to strike down Cum Town YouTube compilations about him. Tom Myers is copyright striking content that he doesn’t own. What a pussy.

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@_Old_Craig_ @pmelt @CardiffElect @chadboozemock @BeDabbler @JTtheWatcher @cykeLABS @levy_sir @patdixon @DabblingJohn

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

"I don't ever look at this stuff. I just have 'guys' that tell me about it. You know, that totally normal believable scenario where people I trust are the ones that view all of the content put out by my HATERSSSS."

[The CAT DIGGLER Show! @CatDiggler]

Could both of you respectfully shut the fuck up at this point

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

"YARRRR, THEY WERE IN THE MANY COCKSUCKING ZIPPERS OF MY ASSFUCKING JACKET, ADAM BUSCH! DON'T COME AT ME OR MY WORLD, ON ANY LEVEL, YOU DICK LICKER! BUT I DIGRESSSS."

[Adam Busch @adambusch]

@Karmichael3rd You were caught with pills in your pants

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

Karmic would be the "YEAH, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SHE JUST GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL!" type of guy...

[Adam Busch @adambusch]

@Karmichael3rd Impressive! Would love to see the pictures of the actual vehicles you built not the stock photos

[˚ʚ bambi ɞ˚ @velmakinkley]

wdym hila klein didn’t like her home being invaded that’s a bit hypocritical

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

get that IDF cuck wife off my timeline

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

As a fan of being stuck on a Zoom call an extra 35 mins bc 4 people needed to say a bunch of mind-numbing bullshit I can’t even auditorily process - I love this show.

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@AImholtequotes @AaronImholte "Come on Johnny, scream the N word so we can get a Golden Shower!"

"I'm really surprised I'm not back on the radio already."

[QueefInTheKnight @QueefTheKnight]

@SteelToeStats Chad Zumock fucking sucks.

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

After minutes of research, it seems like that H3 podcast is basically the Howard Stern show for adults with hand sanitizer clipped to the outside of their backpacks who DoorDash every meal because of their self diagnosed anxiety disorder and teens who have no volume control