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[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Zoe Saldana seems to be in some kind of Church of Scientology type situation but with T-Mobile

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[MATERIAL GORL @KisseslikeKay]

“Escape goat”
“Epi-tome”
“Com promise” … this is illiterate island
#loveislandusa

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Side effect of the literacy crisis is people not recognizing literary devices anymore

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

happy 4/20! not doing anything special i already smoke too much on mondays to begin with

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[old toons @oldtoons_]

Meet Gabriella, Ariel's deaf and mute friend from "The Little Mermaid" TV series.

[ྀི @hrtindica]

leaving the house with the nervous system of someone going to war

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

adhd is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

[g @34rths]

This gif is so inspirational.... Really, the only way forward is through

[ley Ψ osheaga @cynicaltoyou]

stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

listening to a song and the music bounces from ear to ear

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Wake up. Stretch. Eat some fruit. Smoke some pot.