Sarah Congable

Laugh more. Stress less. (work in progress...)

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic."

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Monday - Roll back tariffs
Tuesday - Reinstate tariffs
Wednesday - Roll back tariffs
Thursday - Reinstate tariffs
Friday - Roll back tariffs
Saturday - Golf
Sunday - Golf

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Step one: Announce tariffs. Stock market drops.
Step two: Billionaires buy lots of stock.
Step three: Immediately roll back tariffs. Stock market rebounds.

And this is how the rich get richer.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[Beep🇺🇸 @fiercefreckled]

BREAKING: Trump’s new minted Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, who promised Congress he had his drinking “under control” during his confirmation is already taking swigs of bourbon at a NATO presser earlier this week. The guy is an alcoholic & shouldn’t be leading our military!

[Jennifer Montgomery @jennifersmontgo]

Luke and Darren!!

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

[LLCOOLJ @llcoolj]

Don’t call it that.

[U.S. Surgeon General @Surgeon_General]

Firearm violence is now the leading cause of death among children and adolescents. This is a heartbreaking milestone we should never accept as normal. https://t.co/bNS7xD9Bhp

[Jonathan Alter @jonathanalter]

Here’s what should happen now:Biden should withdraw and say that his delegates are free to vote for whomever they prefer in Chicago, and tell new candidates not to criticize each other or buy any ads, saving $ for the fall.A new, young nominee will beat Trump handily. Any of ‘em.

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

The study found that the most significant driver of the increase in infant deaths was babies who died of congenital anomalies. In other words, women were forced by Texas law to have babies everyone knew would suffer and die.

[Sarah Congable @QueenCong77]

@UVARowing @ADWilliamsUVA Truly the end of an era. 🧡💙

[Virginia Rowing @UVARowing]

“There may not be anyone who represents what Virginia athletics stands for more than Kevin Sauer." @ADWilliamsUVA 🔶⚔️🔷 #GoHoos
https://t.co/90fTf5vNDl

[Barbara Comstock @BarbaraComstock]

Trump said in Richmond, that he will take all federal funds away from public schools that require vaccines. Like most states, Virginia requires MMR vaccine, chickenpox vaccine, polio, etc. So Trump would take millions in federal funds away from all Virginia public schools.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[Sarah Congable @QueenCong77]

@MerriamWebster svelte 💞

[John Gibbons 🇵🇸 @think_or_swim]

Not to be alarmist but…this is what’s called a six-sigma event, now unfolding in Antarctica.

Otherwise known as a once-in-7.5-million-year event.

Hang onto your hats.

HT @EliotJacobson

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Wow. Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson dissent.