lauren neely

not a cool girl

[Dr. Kristin Hook for Congress @Kristin_Hook]

I knocked a lot of doors this past year on my campaign and asked people what issues were most important to them. Here are some of the key takeaways from my time spent talking to people here in Texas:

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Tom Malinowski @Malinowski]

When you get beat, you've got to listen to people who weren't sold on your arguments, so I listened to this from Dave Portnoy with an open mind. I'm sure a lot of folks who view themselves as moderates and voted for Trump feel this way. But I have some questions. 1/

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@SamanthaErinne Teach them the dance

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@Caroleeenalala They sent both my cat and my dog a hand written birthday card on each of their birthdays this year. It was the highlight of our mail.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@offbeatorbit @Quinnsmom1206 lI feel like it was less “Florida man” and more FL has Kennedy Space Center so we should be more informed about space travel lol.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@moogle599 @offbeatorbit I’ve always associated that pronunciation moreso with with a NY/NJ transplant.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@ctaalert This is insane. Tried to take the blue line to/from the airport for a trip this past week and both times it ended up being evacuated resulting in a $30+ Uber ride.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@SamanthaErinne Omg lol. Outing himself as someone with disposable income.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

I think about this every so often bc at college orientation we did the ice breaker where you say a fact about yourself and someone says “me too” & then that person says a fact about themself until everyone in the circle has gone & the final guy in our group ended with this one

[᚛ᚆᚒᚄᚉᚍᚈᚃᚔᚅᚉ᚜ @Minty_2022]

you ever think about how 800,000 people on earth have their entire anatomy mirrored and a lot of them don't even know

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

Having an older cat and a puppy really makes you feel like you live inside a Garfield cartoon.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@SamanthaErinne Yeah I’d have Megan look over your policy but I remember her mentioning that to me when my power went out a few years ago

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

@SamanthaErinne Do you have renters insurance? That could cover it.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

Not that I want these but lol it’s no fun being a cancer.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

I lived it: my husband ditched me and death cab for cutie for 100 gecs

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

Me with misspelling RSVP on my detail cards in my wedding invitations.

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

lmaoooo

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Very cool how these fucking freaks rule over us and make the most important decisions of our lives and we didn’t choose or elect them in any way really and we can’t do anything about it Ilove love love this country what a thriving democracy 10/10 highly recommend

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Justice Alito accepted tens of thousands of dollars in lavish vacation gifts from a billionaire who lobbied to cancel the student loan forgiveness.

After the gifts, Alito voted to overturn. This SCOTUS’ corruption undercuts its own legitimacy by putting its rulings up for sale.

[lauren neely @QueenLurn]

Ten years of misery on this app #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lauren Groff @legroff]

This is all part of DeSantis’s (and Republicans’ in general) plan to gut public schools. A populace that can’t think critically will allow Republicans to further erode voting rights and pour public resources into the pockets of their rich friends.