Malimakhwe

Entrepreneur|unapologetically black|

Good things come to those who don't procrastinate

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

unpopular opinion: a baby is a bigger commitment than marriage.😭

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

Jonasi is a sex addict!!

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

😂

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[AKA @akaworldwide]

They will call you names, they will call you crazy, they will label you this and label you that. DONT LET UP. You are BLESSED to be a SOUTH AFRICAN.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

A random doll in Toy Story is about to have a coloured accent 😭

I'm in literal tears

[¶||ziizo✨ @ilovezizo_]

It’s not ground beef it’s mince.
It’s not prom it’s a farewell.
It’s not kindergarten it’s crèche.
It’s not Santa it’s Father Christmas.
It’s not Seventh grade it’s Grade 7.
It’s not a highway it’s a freeway.

Sanuphapha.

[uNyana Womntu🇵🇸 @BhutiThole]

Xa uye esifihlweni kokwabo kwentombi yakho awuyi unxibe t-shirt ebhalwe igama lakhe. Uyafika uchophe uzimase then xa kuphuma isifihlo ugoduke nje ngomntu wonke. Awumbambi sandla, akakhaleli esifubeni kuwe. Ukhona qha uzokumeseka njengomlingane wakho.

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

😭🤣

[Asisipho Burwana @Shoun_B]

Hi Cape Town! 🤲🏽

Opened Kwa Ma-Asi’s Kitchen the other day and I just wanted to let you know that I have your Sunday lunch ready!

Any bulk orders or catering services can be catered for as well.

Hope to spend this coming Sunday with you! ❤️

[Nomzamo Ntombela @nomzamo_nom]

😭😭😭😭

[uNyana Womntu🇵🇸 @BhutiThole]

Usweleka kukamama walaSisi ndandivana naye, ndathi uYhiza makase iinkuni ngelakhehle le-van and if bayayidinga ayishiye. On Friday xa kuxhelwa sasa inkabi yegusha and we were there on Saturday esifihlweni. No one knew who I was and ndandingafuni ukwaziwa.

[Sunday🌗 @hayin_uAvu]

Kule topic of showing up yhoo andikwaz no comment because yhoo mna mna ndinga thenga nenkomo guys xa umntu wam eydinga kowabo for whatever, ey i don’t care what you guys say but i will show up for someone i love mna ngalendlela ndifuna ngayo🙏🏾

[Anele Mdoda @Anele]

Just dropping by to remind them we are not to be messed with.

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

It's true.

[Unathi @au_badela]

I just saw something on TikTok….this oke says: “you never run into people once their cycle in your life is over.”

Is this true?

[COZY🎧 @_LUYOLO_MPITI_]

Niphephe*

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

🤣🤣

[Rael @quasi_mortal]

@zjfrank13 Hundreds of people just held up their hands and counted through to the 7th letter

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

😭🤣🤣

[Sphelele @Dlangamandlaa]

@KabirNoFilter @grok @grok Why do we have thousands of individual hairs instead of one luxurious fur helmet?

[Malimakhwe @QueenMatso]

🤣🤣🤣

[Kabir @KabirNoFilter]

@grok So basically, you're saying my dentist is charging me a fortune just because evolution couldn't figure out a basic monolithic design.

[Kabir @KabirNoFilter]

Yo @grok why do we have 32 separate teeth when we could've had 2 continuous chewing plates like this ?

[Kabir @KabirNoFilter]

@grok So basically, you're saying my dentist is charging me a fortune just because evolution couldn't figure out a basic monolithic design.