@pattonoswalt I met Patton at a Disneyland Grand Californian bag check when he was with his daughter in 2015 or 2016. He was the kindest and most friendly dude of the day. Anyway his diaper bag smelled like some dank weed and he was blitzed. Either way, he isn’t allowed to die. Need MODOK.
@LiquidGoth@legaltweetz@ApostateAri See what happened in my experience was this;
I was walking down the Vegas Strip with some friends and these people wearing shirts with Hendrix face on it came out of a casino with guns and facemasks. They literally shot and killed me and I died. They were yelling derrans too
@thatjackpot_@GnosticDragon@butchasagender@stealth_riot Opposite Day is a fallacy. It can never truly be Opposite Day because claiming it to be would make it not so but claiming that the day Is Not Opposite Day becomes the truth because if it’s not Opposite Day there is no reason to apply reverse logic to it.
@thatjackpot_@butchasagender@stealth_riot My man said “I like looking like a thumb” with his whole ass chest. That’s okay, I loved seeing you in Spy Kids, baby boy.