Roach Queens

five roach queens, four fire signs, three states, two brain cells, and one water sign…
mix them all together and you get this 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

Just some roaches trying to navigate this rat fucked world #youcantstoptherain

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

There is only one right answer. 🧀🪤 #cheese #cheesehead #foodie #debate #yes #no #right #wrong

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

Dick so good got me speaking parseltongue.

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I respect Pete Davidson being passed around like celeb community dick

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this lady just emailed you a zoom invite to discuss “your role in the organization”

[Serious Professional @blazeduncle]

The President has a camera in his asshole today and it’s a major milestone for women everywhere.

[Dank Memes @theMemesBot]

Stupid Me

[internet baby @kirkpate]

i feel like they're rushing this plot line to distract from the astroworld of it all

[Dank Memes @theMemesBot]

The high brother is spot on

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Me greeting my doordash driver to receive my little treats

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

The edibles I took created an alter ego for me, and it is insisting I binge watch crime documentaries. (Non edible roach me hates them). V conflicted right now. #confused @HighThoughts4Ux

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

You know the edibles hit when you start googling shit like this. @elonmusk #ElonMusk #edibles #oopsimhigh #RoachesLoveDevilsLettuce #SpaceX

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

I stand corrected. Nate and Michelle kissing in front of fireworks is the most lightskin shit I’ve seen 🥵 @BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #nateandmichelle

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

Joe and Michelle making out was the most lightskin shit I’ve ever seen. @BacheloretteABC #bachelorette #joeandmichelle

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

@MegGoetzMoney So did you think you were a dolphin?

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

@tweetsbybob_ @sassyblackdiva Me arriving hungover at Olive Garden

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

@codyko What’s not to get?

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

Each of the guys left in Michelle’s season represent each phase of guy I’ve fucked. Only missing a drug dealer and an emo. @BacheloretteABC

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

I’m sorry but who tf eats McRibs?! Why does @McDonalds keep bringing them back? Honest question. #McRibNFT

[Roach Queens @QueensRoach]

Aaron Rodgers taking advice from Joe Rogan on treating Covid is like roaches taking advice from a worm on flying. #Covid #JoeRogan #AaronRodgers