@RosieRosalieXXX Yi qi fo sho...ain't nothing like a half-bat, half-bird, half dino dino. Forgive my math...yi qi mentions make me lose all sense of reality
@RosieRosalieXXX Naked' is too blunt. I prefer 'available in the original packaging.' Other options:
Unsweatered: It sounds classy, seasonal, and a little dangerous
Experiencing maximum skin bandwidth
Running human default settings
Recreationally unwrapped
Thoughts?
@RosieRosalieXXX How about this:
Nature documentary with full David Attenborough narration: โHere we observe the elusive creator arranging pillows for the perfect selfie."
@itsnikitaiyer OMG, same. It feels like such a roll of the dice buying them. I often say that I don't gamble, but I do buy avocados, so I guess I do. ๐
@jessaroseatx It's hard to go wrong in Charleston. Take an afternoon stroll on Pitt St. Causeway to enjoy wildlife then head to Pearls for oysters on the half shell.
Scientists found cows can use tools. Somehow still more evolved than the MAGA faithful, eagerly trading democracy for cruelty while pointing the machinery of the state at brown-skinned people.
About a decade ago, a baker in a small mountainous village in southern Austria noticed his cow doing something unusual. When Veronika had an itch, she would grab a stick in her mouth and use it to scratch her body. Over the years, the brown bovidโs technique improved. She could pick up objects as large as a broom or rake and move them around with her prehensile tongue, changing their length and orientation to ensure the best possible scratch.
The behavior isnโt just a clever trick: Itโs the first documented case of tool use in cattle, scientists report.
And, it turns out, one of Veronikaโs skills has only been seen in humans and chimpanzees. Learn more: https://t.co/Ep0699t0CE
@RosieRosalieXXX Fellow โchosen oneโ here because I have no kids. I went from treating it as cosmic punishment to "itโs kind of an honor." Aging is a privilege. If I can be there to make it gentler, Iโm okay with that. Even if I get pissed when my siblings mysteriously disappear LOL.