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[nickk @Quiisque]

https://t.co/YCCQPVm9n9

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Buy the cheap version first. If it breaks, that means you use that one enough to justify the expensive version. You’ll be surprised how long the cheap ones last you.

[Mark_keith @itsbarasa99]

Slid into this girls Instagram DM and she sent my Girlfriend the Screenshots

[nickk @Quiisque]

@itsbarasa99 Naisha 😂😂😂😂😂

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkiescent_]

Saying "Ni sawa, haina ile" whole time ikona ile na ingine juu yake

[Mohamed Komora @mohamedkomz]

For 5.1 million nanunua two Ranger Rover L322s. Moja itakuwa spare parts ya hiyo nyengine.

[nickk @Quiisque]

@mohamedkomz 😂😂😂😂

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

Why do they risk spinning all that heavy machinery around at high speed instead of just spinning the patient?

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[⭐️❤️‍🔥 @deaunteee]

you can tell she didnt go to school and is emotionally and critically stunted bcuz of it bcuz this is a take you have at 13 yrs old when you are introduced to algebra and dont understand why letters are present in math

[T @tri_stian]

This shit always kills me😭😭

[Laura Sabino @mylaura_m]

Alemanha e Japão eliminados hoje.
Me sinto em 1945

[Yousef Munayyer @YousefMunayyer]

A reminder of how horrific things have been and for how long. In 2014, the Israeli military dropped a missile on Palestinians watching the World Cup on the beach in Gaza killing 8 Palestinians while they watched Argentina play the Netherlands. Here's how the @nytimes framed the headline:

[MUSAH ⛓️ @HOWLSMUSAH]

caralho tipo dar tapa na televisão de tubo pra voltar a funfar

[ton @ifzweknd]

tem tanto suicídio no Japão que até segunda-feira na hora do jogo vai faltar torcedor

[Rafael, um socialista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

“o ar condicionado está destruindo o planeta”

enquanto isso estados unidos e israel no oriente médio:

[Wayne @IllCastAShad0w]

@tuvati “How do you plead?”
“No bitches, your honor”

[Stefannezinha 🌸 @Stfbds]

@Ivanzaaa2 Chama a gente de macaco mas são eles que adoram se pendurar em árvore 🤔

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Two news items that will interest you...

1. The Netherlands is planning to use Kenya as one of three destinations for returning rejected asylum seekers (some of whom are usually hardcore criminals and former militias in their home countries) from mostly across Africa. This service is usually paid for, but I'm sure your government won't disclose details.

2. The government conducted a survey that showed that illegal high-rise buildings have encroached onto Wilson Airport's flight path. The government has reacted to that government report by deciding that the government will alter Wilson's flight path, instead of the government removing the illegal buildings.

By the time we are done with William Ruto in 2027, we will discover that even Satan got a visa and quietly settled in Runda.