Ash

Focused on slow, ethical, sustainable fashion with an emphasis on re-use and clothing repair ❤️ Canadian ❤️ Queer ❤️

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

My main account got banned for posting a meme a year ago. Man, where am I going to post stupid shit about joining the Canned Sardine subreddit now?

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@TheSpidey_ @JayExThree @Coochie_Mamaa @ReincarnatedRus @MisterianZajac @JoshuaPHilll Landlords are scum, sorry to break it to you

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@strikepenguin1 @JayExThree @Coochie_Mamaa @ReincarnatedRus @MisterianZajac @JoshuaPHilll It’s legitimately like six empty milk cartons and some boxes/bags. Looks like the landlord dumped out a bag of cereal and some recycling.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@JayExThree @Coochie_Mamaa @ReincarnatedRus @MisterianZajac @JoshuaPHilll Yeah, get a broom in there, scrub the walls, seriously what’s so “messy” about it? The ceiling fan is perfectly intact, so are the windows and blinds. 100% staged.

[40Nix🌺 @40Nix]

the secret meaning behind the X logo

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Kids today have it good

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

chris pine is what happens when the spirits that produced diane keaton inhabit a man

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@OfficialGremblo @JasonKPargin It’s not a good movie unless someone hangs dong.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Question for anyone who has seen Oppenheimer: Does Cillian Murphy dangle hog in this? The pre-release press seemed to imply that he hangs snake but I'm only hearing word of "nudity" and not explicitly talking about him dropping sausage on-screen. Does he air out some worm?

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@HLWDShuffle @Scotterybarn @lcshorten Yeah, and the ones who think their imaginary version is “what should have been done” are often the ones who miss what happened in the *real* movie and complain about “plot holes and bad directing”.

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

decided to look in the kettle i've been using for 14 years but never cleaned and i learned a very important lesson: never look. there's no reason. it's not like, going to make you any happier or anything. nothing good can come from this

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@epthot_ 😍😍😍 you look stunning! Love that dress 🧡🧡

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@llamalluv @shesellsTshells @ask_aubry No, he’s giving her the *illusion of choice* while ensuring he retains control and gets the outcome HE wants. HE wants a couples weekend, SHE is prioritizing her child, and he hates that.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@englishchick @ask_aubry My sister and I were pregnant at the same time, our kids are just months apart - it’s great! It would never have crossed my mind to be upset about that, it just happened to line up that way and I’m so glad our kids are close in age.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@Aliphaire @disabilityharpy @LibSoci @mandy_harker @ask_aubry His SON went to therapy. He didn’t.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@WeeShirefolk @mandy_harker @ask_aubry If his WIFE at the time was surprised, I imagine his son was even more surprised. He’s 100% omitting details from that part of the story to make himself look better.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@FilmUpdates Wow, bland garbage with twitter threads scrolling endlessly on screen, no thanks.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@jlindy77 @darkcobrabws @BirdRespecter And she’s wearing a mask, so already I like her.

[Ash @QuiltedTortoise]

@introvertnfj @bigeyekwse Pretty sure that’s the *most* common age for drownings here, and probably other places - they’re old enough that parents assume they don’t need supervision but young enough to still not understand how dangerous water is. They absolutely need supervision.