Kristy

Feral Housewife, raising 2 amazing kids. Plant Killer. Fiber/Fabric Crafter. Romance Reader. Prolific Blocker. ADHD/ASD/ND. PPD w/P.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@life1ntroverted @vicstmichael Marriage is finding that one special person to annoy—and be annoyed by—for the rest of your lives.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@Missinforman @ggukthewrld @aliapia625 I wasn't speaking solely of painted fingernails. There are wider issues, racial ones, at play here. No one gives a shit if I wear my hair plain, but Black women with 4c hair are told their natural hair is unprofessional.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@ggukthewrld @aliapia625 It's still not free. It's still an expense that wider society not only doesn't expect men to face, but also actively shames them for having, while still pressuring women to conform to the arbitrary beauty/grooming standards.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

Diogenes has entered the chat:

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@ChoralSymphony @fofo475 If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@thatgirlAlexG @CordeliaDean3 @DrFrancesRyan My grandmother lives in Phoenix and can't go outside during the day because of her lupus, or else her immune system begins attacking her skin. It's disabling enough that she receives disability payments in the US which has a notoriously strict qualification threshold.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@anaisisreading @dextrose_png OMG, she has faded stretch marks. She's a real real one.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@anaisisreading @dextrose_png Jumping the Shark is such a great pun title.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@GimmethatBigMac @RobertKennedyJr @elonmusk @DOGE She looks like a golden age of cinema movie star. 😍

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@HefSteph @NoNonsenseND @noahmichelson This is why I love the app. I don't have to yell to get my "Minnie Mouse with a head cold" voice to be heard over the steamers and grinders.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@ADHDForReal Yes, this is what I feel. Overthinking to the point of not being able to file important information away to pull out later.😩

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@ADHDForReal I toured the Herbert Hoover presidential museum and no one will ever be able to convince me that Lou Henry Hoover wasn't Autistic AF.

She was all, "Social Norms? I don't know her."

Wouldn't even tell people about all her charity work because publicizing it would be "wrong."

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@anaisisreading I long to move to the ice planet where everyone lives in a peaceful communistic society and where when I'm having a rough day, one of my neighbors will come take my kids to the long house and feed them dinner so I can nap. And I don't have to remember to pay an electric bill.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@anaisisreading Maybe if they weren't such shallow readers, they would understand the appeal of monster fucking books in a time when the whole world is being run by human monsters.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@Authw8 @codetarded @readtoyourkid Oh, I actually know a few people who do for their job! They don't call them 5 paragraph essays, but their written reports do take the shape of one when all the required elements are included.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@anaisisreading They should have hired people who understand the different crafts and then paid them for their expertise to keep customers coming back, instead of selling shitty low thread count polyester/cotton blend fabric for $15/yd with "door buster" 75% off sales to hoarders every week.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@anaisisreading This is the second fabric/sewing chain I've had to watch go out of business because of bad decisions by people who were put in charge but didn't engage with the craft at all. They kept putting out lower and lower quality goods on the sales floor and charging more and more.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@volkovgf I love it. Does the shark also water ski and ride motorcycles and wear leather? Because that would just make it perfection.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@ladybirdorwtv Sounds fucking awesome. I would let him sink into me.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@MailmanStalker You have never been in an Aldi. They also have scented candles and cute door mats.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

@christopherrufo Some people's grandmothers are pieces of shit that lock their granddaughters in the unheated garage for weeks on end because the eldest granddaughter was going cut the throat of her child molesting boyfriend.

[Kristy @llamalluv]

Also, where are the pajamas? Are y'all sleeping nekkid in the hotel bed?

[Kristy @llamalluv]

5 pair of underpants for a week long trip is just BEGGING the travel fates to strike you down with Norovirus.

[NYT Wirecutter @wirecutter]

Packing light is a science, and if you're the list-making type, the 5-4-3-2-1 method is a great place to start. Here’s what it suggests for a weeklong trip: https://t.co/FN5GJq3RHg