Updog Poacher

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[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

I will be taking a leave of absence from hating myself and step down to feeling nothing in the coming months

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

There’s something very spiritual about being a rough looking 29yo

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

How about an Israeli Saving Private Ryan where he’s dead but they have to go retrieve his cum

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Don’t ever call yourself a real pill popper unless you can dry throat a couple zinc tablets

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

County folk don’t get glasses they just change the text size on their phones

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Today
-a bagel and fat a slather of Philly
-a whole heirloom tomato
-sleeve and a half of ritz crackers
-McD’s medium fries
-mcchicken
-double cheeseburger
- 3 MGDs
-4 eggs and a whole heirloom
-lot of pistachios
-can of Colt 45
-half a dominoes pizza
- 2 T Bell pot tacos

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Streaming Kevin Macleod Who Likes to Party on Spotify

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

We should ban pretzel buns

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

#trying

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Yearly reminder that Oberon still takes bad

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

I’m on mastodon cross stitching strong worded political messages

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Would be dreamy to open some canned backshot wind at the “wicked huff spot” under the birdge

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

🐎

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

You could tell me the sky is blue or pigs are flying and my response to both will be “that's peculiar but not surprising”

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Drink a 16-20oz matcha latte in a cafe and no one bats an eye…pour yourself 16-20oz of milk (same thing) and everyone loses their mind 🫥🤔

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Bed chillin

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Nice analysis but I think you overlooked your own internal childlike joy and wonder in the process

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

New year and the same childlike joy and wonder🤩

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

I’m Jake Sully signing off

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

Is Big Stan a Christmas Movie?

[Updog Poacher @Quinoaqueef]

I’m not going to lie, I feel hella strong about certain issues