oregano

dyslexia survivor

[oregano @__reegs]

reconnecting w an ex 🥰

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

whoever got the blue honda at walmart your kids smoking the roaches out your ashtray

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m on that good hay and in my stall

[🌺 caulk🌺 @tenthousund]

telling my wife to stfu so i can shazam whatever chili's has on

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Ordering so much mcdonald's that Im on the news

[Moneymaker Mike @859gooner]

Courtside tonight

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

I miss high school weed

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me walking out of the interview after saying Neck kisses as my weakness

[Lubz♟️ @Lubzio]

Fat niggas be counting just texting bitches as bodies

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

I’m not going to argue with anyone who has a Guarantor

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

the concepts of cousins is so funny… who the fuck are you

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

filling my bong up with imitation crab