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these are a 7-year-old kid's quotes transcribed by @noresbo, his mom.

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@Whataburger unacceptable, Restaurant 26 😒😒😒

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It's cute when pets sneeze, but it's not cute when you sneeze. #savage

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If you put, "I hate babies!" on the Internet, people are gonna hate you, right, Mom?

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You're really lazy, right Mom?

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I left all my gasses in my classroom.

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We should have a race to see who can chill the longest. You'd win, Mom. You love sleeping. You're like a sloth.

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I'm guessing [Donald Trump] wasn't so mean before he started running for president.

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Why is Donald Trump really mean?

Mom: How'd you hear about Donald Trump?

Duh, I've seen him on the news.

#kidsjustgetit

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[while hugging @noresbo]
I'm glad you're my mom…'cause the kids in my class like your hair.

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Why do they call it RUNNING for president? They should call it TALKING for president. #GOPDebate

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A lone guy isn't quite fun.

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I've been drinking all night. I think I'm gonna hurl.

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[summary of #jurassicworld ]
They made something more dangerous than they thought, and then they had to face it. 🐲

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Having a real dog is way better than having a cardboard dog that you have to move, right, Mom?

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Mom, Tusi's belly button smells like nuggets from @ChickfilA ! @teamtusi

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[while playing minecraft]
Oh my gosh…mother of my Thor!

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[to Mom] Stop watching me. It's creepy.

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Did you have toilets in your time, Mom?

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*this was his idea*

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Mom, you're not magic. You can't even cook…while you're driving!