Quotable Gordo

Quotable social media influencer

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Does the sentence “you’re invited to pre-qualify?” Give you insanity @gordonkeith?

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@gordonkeith “George I know you keep up with Palestinian terrorist news…”

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@gordonkeith “speaking of mayors…the mayor of America…president Biden…”

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@gordonkeith “Davey’s my vice…Gordon…”

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@gordonkeith ol’ Cocaine Caveman…

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@gordonkeith “the Cocaine Caveman? No, no that’s my nickname…”

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@gordonkeith “I need the car…otherwise I’m going to have to hop on one leg to go see Waylon Jennings…”

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@junior_miller @GeorgeDunham @gordonkeith I think you three should be know as a Mess. A Mess of Musers.

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@gordonkeith “To know that is the actual sound of his grape cluster parting and…and letting out the devil’s burp…”

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Our retired Muser, Jillian Moran, is experiencing all the love she deserves. Her gentle heart and quick wit has been a blessing to us all for many years. Happy New Year, Sweet Strong.

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@gordonkeith “I’m not sure how Kacey Musgraves squatting over a hand mirror got mentioned in…Mehran Karimi Nasseri’s obituary…”

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@DownbeatDFW @MikeSirois They’re penis colored.

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@gordonkeith “I think people on TikTok can identify a whale penis.”

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@gordonkeith “How does bear spray accidentally go off in an Applebee’s?”

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@gordonkeith “I think he kind of…has perennial sausage fingers…”

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@gordonkeith “they’ve stopped sacks of donkey penises going to China multiple times…”

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@gordonkeith “Ok throw Upright Alligator into a manual transmission car and watch that little foot trying to work the clutch…as it’s got shake foot trying to find the friction point in the clutch…”

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@gordonkeith “it’s mying and my girlfriendisiz…”

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@gordonkeith “People can understand stories about rainfall without pictures of Manson…”