JPM Quotes

Quotes from your fearless leader JPM | @ us with any quotes you hear him say that make you laugh, cry, groan or anything else.

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"Walruses. Fat. Tusky." Spring 2024

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"I can't hear it without the Mii theme in my head." Spring 2024

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"Heavy and fierce, it's like my cat." Spring 2024

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"I'll always WHOMP with my left hand." Spring 2024

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"I bought new glasses...and then I will never do that again." Spring 2024

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"546 which is "II" which looks like an H." Spring 2024

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"It's not the formal Presidents Ball, it's the awkward middle school dance." Spring 2024

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"Two more tablets of Alka-Seltzer in the articulation." Spring 2024

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"We have plenty of snufflelufagus, but he's gotta be drinking a Diet Coke instead of an IPA." Spring 2024

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"It was like a B-2 bomber with indigestion." Spring 2024

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"They don't make dentures for Toothless that could help that." Spring 2024

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"If you sing like Lutherans, play like Lutherans. JS just sat up." JTerm 2024

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"More round hippopotamus, right now we're like edgy whale shark." JTerm 2024

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"Godzilla wearing clogs." JTerm 2024

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"If we were an Instagram page, we'd need a filter that's like ~Softer~." JTerm 2024

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"Don't get married in Las Vegas." JTerm 2024

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"Do not pull the fire alarm." JTerm 2024

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"It's like mustard on celery." JTerm 2024

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"It's like syrup on waffles, man that's just good." JTerm 2024

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"It's good for my ears, it lets me know I'm still alive." JTerm 2024