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*End of year captain meeting*
Daichi: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Oikawa: 'Prettiest Smile'
Kuroo: 'Nicest Personality'
Terushima: 'Most Likely to Start a Bar Fight'
Kita: 'Least Likely to Start a Bar Fight, but Most Likely to Win One'
Hanamaki: So are you two dating now?
Oikawa & Ushijima: Yes.
Hanamaki: Why?
Ushijima: I find Oikawa very appealing.
Hanamaki: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Oikawa.
kuroo: maann, tlou is rough! those clickers look like they smell so musty.
kenma: sometimes when we're watching zombie shows, i adjust my septum piercing when they say something smells bad so the experience is more immersive.
kuroo: ...
akaashi: ...
bokuto: ...
kenma: what?
Nishinoya: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Asahi: No...?
Noya: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they're on their backs.
Noya: Now, I have a plan.
Noya: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Asahi: ...
Hanamaki: Yo is Oikawa sleeping or dead?
Mattsun: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Iwaizumi: Yeah, so did I.
Oikawa, getting up: Okay first of all, fuck you-
Fukunaga: Hey guys, how do you know if a skeleton is sick?
Yaku: ...I swear if this is anoth-
Fukunaga: It's coffin!
Yaku: I can't even be mad this time-