Qween Bean

I used to get drunk at railroad tracks now I have 3 kids and sit in a housecoat. and maybe get drunk

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

I don’t drink on Tuesday’s. It’s too early in the week. And I have higher standards than you 💁🏾 Meanwhile @crocodilegordy is at hot shots trying to loose weight.

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy quit being such a grump. No one wants to be quarantined with a dumbass.

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

Happy birthday to ole @crocodilegordy! Celebrate in your usual way with a hangover and a truck ride with @segarthedog 🍺

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

If he’s anything like you he would do it because he need to get to conflux for the 3rd time this week

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

@QweenBean2: Why

Me: To get to your house.

Me: Knock knock.

@QweenBean2: Whose there?

Me: The chicken duh.

#CrocSquawk

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

Now goll darn it @crocodilegordy what season is gizzard season?!

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

My version of a #sundayfunday is sitting at home all day and playing angry birds while I wait for @crocodilegordy to call me and pick him up at hot shots.

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy With balls flying at my face how couldn’t you?

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

I’m back bitches.....sorry I’ve been absent. I drank 3 busch lites in 15 minutes and decided to take @crocodilegordy’s truck for a joy ride

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy @GFW2GFW2 @metaphormessiah @BuschBeer It’s me for sure. Especially when I wear my housecoat and my thickass glasses 😘

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy Why didn’t ya just take the ole yak across with your stupid hat?

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@khopp2011 Gord those young kids don’t want to hang out with you

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy Well don’t come crying to me when you have heartburn Gordy!

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy @BarDockers At least no one has to take a Xanax when I drive gord!

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

And you told me you weren’t drunk gord!

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

Apparently left, right, left, left is NOT a good strategy for walking... Good thing my belly broke my fall so my face didn’t get beat up as much... #drunkagain #metoo

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

Gunna crush so much candy this thanksgiving and ask what? Every time I miss the littlest thing someone says. #tistheseason #holidayswiththefamdamily

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

Bean: whaaaaaat?! I missed it!

Literally life

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy Well gord! You know you can’t do that anymore! You’re not 25!

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy @LansingLugnuts I don’t think you need to drink again gord!

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy Maybe that’s why I like to drink my beer fast as shit

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy @segarthedog You should know that dogs and I are always in your truck!

[Qween Bean @QweenBean2]

@crocodilegordy Lacroix tastes like if someone yelled the name of a fruit from really far away......no room for that in my Dranks