Rob Vogt

Project Manager/Operations at Dell Technologies. Drums, snowboards, dirtbikes, and gaming are all fun!

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We love terrible jokes, they’re sort of our thing! We also love our candles from Dragon’s Den Candles - they add so much immersion to our large and egregiously sized table. Use the link in our bio for 10% off and adopt some candles of your very own.

#dnd #funny #gaming #candles

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Don’t let Monday drain your colors, you got this! (even if it makes you fail a stealth check)

#dnd #funny #colorful #monday

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Mega fluffy super kicker! 🐇

#dnd #funny #gaming #rabbit

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Praying mantis, the coolest bug to ever exist.

#dnd #funny #gaming #bug

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You cast…what? And also…why!? 🥒

#dnd #funny #gaming #pickle

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Look at this cool bookshelf diorama that Rob and his family made (mostly his family). There’s a whole tiny world in there!

#dnd #funny #gaming #books

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Can you spot it? 👀 This lil’ buggah is hiding real good!

#dnd #funny #gaming #spider

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Whatever you do, don’t look up… By the way, you’re cooked 🔥

#dnd #funny #halloween #skeleton

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Why mow your own lawn when your army of the undead can do it for you? Throw him a booooone! 🦴

#dnd #funny #halloween #lawn

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This is the coolest Halloween decoration I’ve ever seen! I want ten of them in my yardddddd.

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #halloween

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EVERYONE loves candles! This week our group enjoyed the scents of Ancient Woods from our friends at Dragons Den Candles.

D&D is all about the immersion, so why not add the sense of smell into the mix!? Use the link in our bio for 10% off!

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny

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Spotted a small paladin Frogfolk guarding his hole. A true virtuous champion of the forest.

The real question is - is it a frog or a toad?

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #frog

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Sometimes true love happens between a dog and a mimic. They can’t keep their paws and claws off each other!

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #dogs

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We found this tree in the woods that got in a fight with a Wizard and lost. 🧙

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #fire #nature

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Doth thou have a quest for me!? Yes, fetch me the Mighty Banana!

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #animals

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Congrats Dungeons & Dragons! We hope you have a long lasting, beautiful future together! 🍾

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #taylorswift

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New episode alert! The gang tries to decipher the difference between “heir” and “air.” Check us out anywhere you can find a podcast! If you have a chance, leave us a review, it means a lot to us!

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #podcast

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We launched Almost a Merch Shop! If you’re seeking fun, goofy D&D-inspired shirts, we may have what you need in your life.

Please consider following our Etsy shop (link in bio)!

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #funny #clothing

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Everyone needs a little inspiration sometimes. Whatever you are going through, remember you are never alone in this community! We are all here for each other.

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #AlmostDnD #ttrpg #dice #gaming #dnd5e #twitch #twitchtv #baldursgate3 #criticalrole #lotr

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Be careful going through your Halloween candy, I just found a d20 in my kid’s Twix!

This beautiful metal d20 brought to you by @easyrollersice - use the code in our bio for 20% off (Twix not included, sorry!)

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons