Jimmy

lead guitarist for the California Raisins, limestone gravel enthusiast

[Jimmy @R1ppedbannana]

@Tellotecom @mandy2405 Lmao you’re a garbage “company” that sells shady drop shipped toys that were produced in china for like 7 cents a piece 💀 if your product was any good, you’d be signing deals with retailers and not bad mouthing your actual customers on twitter 💀

[Jimmy @R1ppedbannana]

@AppleSupport not a single soul on planet earth asked you to change the button layout on the call screen, but you did anyways. What’s up with that?

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Look, Susan. Idgaf about how much your little 7 year old semen demon likes the recipe. Just tell me how to make the homemade chicken strips. That’s why I’m here. Jfc

[Jimmy @R1ppedbannana]

Fuck dementia

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They need to stop putting licorice jelly beans in the variety bags. Nothing is more insulting than biting into licorice. If you genuinely enjoy licorice flavor, go eat your Good & Plenty you fucking nerd

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@sohmdaddy @lupin_hi @WSJ Crazy how laws don’t stop shitty people from doing shitty things

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@EarlSim73581913 @LessieMack1 @DMX Fuck off, Earl

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You ever notice how the world started to rapidly decline after Walmart removed the live lobster tanks from its stores? @walmart 🧐

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@myunclesmemes Discord admin toilet

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@haszombiesinit

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@kakyoinhusband @OutOfContextEv Freezing cold sucks but a heat index of ~110 Fahrenheit/43 Celsius (average summer day where I live) is worse

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@RobinhoodApp As soon as poor people find a way to make money y’all immediately shut it down lmao

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@cyndi7vb @FwdTogetherCO Shut up, Cyndi

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Sore losers. What a pathetic way to end your season #BUFvsKC

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@myunclesmemes @AwfulReddit

[john @sexhaver4200]

time to shave my public hair

[Jimmy @R1ppedbannana]

@evony_s Holy shit. Was this dude thrown full force at a brick wall when he was a baby?

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@GatorsDaily Cruising down the river on your boat then a prehistoric death lizard just rolls up and effortlessly matches your speed. Scary af

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@Potatoclap @Alienware It ain’t even YouTube. It’s the overlay for the windows media player lmao. They just downloaded a video of random gameplay and told the actor to pretend like he’s playing it.