R2D2's Dream Journal

I was in sleep mode for years. I had a lot of dreams. I'll tell you about them here.

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

I had a lot of dreams that I could fly. I know everybody has those dreams. But I actually used to be able to fly.

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

I don’t really tweet anymore. But I never did officially declare myself to be a parody. But Elongated Man apparently thinks it’s very important you all know that I’m not really a robot telling you about his dreams.

[Noah Smith @smithnoah]

Trick or Treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
If you don’t, I don’t care …
I’ll _______ your underwear

[Noah Smith @smithnoah]

Wars not make one grrreat

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

New lyrics to an old theme song stuck in my head. #BookofBobaFett

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

Okay, this is dumb but fun, I hope. I just created an Instagram feed called “Not Enough Reindeer.”  https://t.co/WtoPxRnDHQ #NotEnoughReindeer

[Noah Smith @smithnoah]

I bought this issue and the article is just stills of that scene from Mac and Me.

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

It’s here! Hot off the presses from @HeuerPub! A collection of five short holiday comedies for your stage! https://t.co/5CuuyAJgWI

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

@HamillHimself @TheFrankOzJam #StarWarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #MayTheFourth

[Noah Smith @smithnoah]

Luke Skywalker is the ultimate Generation X icon because, like so many of us, he learned everything he needed to know from a Muppet. #starwars #starwarsday #maythefourth

[Noah Smith @smithnoah]

@HamillHimself

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

Messing around with iMovie I made this “trailer” for my new batch of online-performance plays.

New Plays to Perform Online https://t.co/tVLHBQaCUI via @YouTube

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

Hey Percy Jackson fans! I need your input! What do you want to see in a play that lovingly parodies the first five books? Please take this short survey -- https://t.co/kJeXPWX1Vs

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

Another great way to enjoy “Unicorn King” is through SoundCloud — https://t.co/xlbvKJQdlY

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

Hey! Do you enjoy humor? Did you find Tiger King a hard-to-look-away-from train wreck of entertainment? Perhaps you will enjoy this unicorn-based parody with an all-star voice cast. https://t.co/6AWk83I3vq

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

This is going to be my motto for the next few weeks and months. So I made a few memes.

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

Keri Russell and JJ Abrams have come so far together in the past 20some years. Back then he cast her as a character named “Felicity.”

Now he’s cast her as a character named “Bliss.”

#StarWars #TheRiseofSkywalker

[Dean O’Carroll (parodist) @deanocarroll]

Goodbye, Peter Mayhew. Nobody did it better. https://t.co/Qim7SLHbdi #PeterMayhew