R3MZ

[R3MZ @R3MMZY]

@ArsenalBallots i won and i’m genuinely shocked, won bayer and sporting last year too

[Alf(ie) @alfie__03]

Top 4 videos of all time I cannot lie

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Cut Wage is going to be LETHAL at ST! ⚽🔥

The league is NOT ready for the Tzolis - Cut Wage - Saka trio! 💪🔥

[James Nalton @JDNalton]

Rare to see an owner respecting a club's heritage like this

[Max @MaxRadwan]

“Premier League corrupt as fuck” sing the Villa fans, as Gillet fails to call a clear penalty on Bruno, doesn’t send off the overweight thug in their midfield, and pulls 10 mins of injury time out his arse. Not the brightest bunch, are they?

[Popiez @Tenni_ade]

The headloss from the media was generational

[MB2 @MKTRIB_]

I assume it’s back to not being a trophy again this season?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Those police interceptors style shows make me laugh. An uninsured guy snorting coke off his dashboard whilst being chased at 110mph through Kettering high street and the voice over is always, "the driver had to do 14 hours unpaid work and was banned from eating ice cream."

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Because "Britain" isn't in charge. Private water companies are. Ben is a member of Reform UK. Farage has dropped their pledge to re-nationalise water.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Arsenal had offered Vini Jnr one of the biggest packages in the history of the PL.

Conversations around being the face of PL, sky rocketing his brand economically and globally and a true chance at winning the Ballon d'Or. He was presented with testing himself in the best league in the world and leading Arsenal for another UCL push.

I have been critical of some of our movements in this market but this? The ownership / Berta / Mikel did absolutely everything to bring the best LW in world football to Arsenal.

When the time is right we will talk about the backstory because it was a rollercoaster. The club, even as recent as yesterday were supremely confident because of the package and conversations they had with the player directly and his camp.

Ultimately, the player is set to renew while Arsenal assess the market to bolster their attack and defence.

[chris @chriisorourke]

scouse blokes when they see a man dressing like an adult and not a 12 year old who got a jd giftcard for christmas

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I’m giving thousands of pubs, clubs and music venues a 20% cut in business rates.

I won’t stand by while these cherished local spaces disappear, replaced by boarded-up windows and ‘For Sale’ signs.

They’re the heart of our communities and it’s time we backed them.

[Adam @NCFC_Adam]

The woman who lost her job for not paying tax on a property is now in charge of housing? You couldn’t write it 🤣

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[cole @c_0L_e]

Honestly I love box parks me. Means I can go the the pub with the knowledge that all the divvys will be safely locked away in one of these

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

We are about 3 weeks away from Labour introducing a tax tax.

[MB🇩🇿🇵🇸 @ClockEndd6]

Semi final I can understand, maybe even quarter finals, but dashing your £10 pints over a RETAKEN penalty 10 mins into the first group stage game...

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

paraguay defender scoring an OG for the USA immediately so he makes it out of the stadium alive