ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ

ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ

[🍉 @y2kists]

uptown girl , she's been living in her uptown world .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

i think he is forgiving you. but if you try to put us in danger again, i will show you what it’s like to have a hundred little rodents gnawing on your insides, yes? 😄

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑��𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

i don’t know…

( they’re turning to lock eyes with their rat companion, seemingly a knowing glance between friends. after a moment, he sniffs the air towards blackguard, confidently waving shortly thereafter. )

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

aw, c'mon, man, you're still pissed about that? I didn't know those guys were gonna like, try to kîll you or whatever. I'd never do anything to hurt the little dude!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

good morning. 😪

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

curling up. sleepy time. 💤

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

( even sebastian seems to squint. negatively, but knowingly. )

i am not your ‘dude.’ but … yes, i remember how you almost messed it all up. you could have gotten poor sebastian killed. 👎💢

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

haha, yeah, totally ...

... holy shit, dude! hey! it's you! it's me, blackguard! you remember me?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

you spelled penis incorrectly …

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

ha ha heeey what up its your boy .... skinny penits....

[ꨄ @lostaffections]

tragedy isn’t the end. it’s the beginning of hope.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

i could make more… they are very cute…

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

i made little matching bows for nanaue &&. sebastian .

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

i could. i can. do you need thousands of little rodents to be in one location right now?

( they look like she’s genuinely asking. no sarcasm at all. )

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

soooo cute, yes. 🥰

[𝐓𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ... 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 ʷⁱᵗʰ 𝔪𝔢📌 @pallidusaranea]

they aren't terrible. i don't mind them. their faces are cute.

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗

* an independent portrayal of RICHARD HERTZ of the dceu.
* criminal, dumbass and member of the suicide squad.

this is an 18+ portrayal, mdni. banter/serious, crack and non.

written by CORVID.

#DCRP #TSSRP #SUICIDESQUADRP #DCEURP #MVRP

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

i can control them. the rats. but they will not bother you unless you bother them. they are very peaceful. :)

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

they could be all of our friends, not just mine. aren’t they such sweet little animals?

[𝐓𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ... 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 ʷⁱᵗʰ 𝔪𝔢📌 @pallidusaranea]

this city has thousands, maybe millions of rats. they are all your friends?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

of course… he has manners. i taught him well.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

oh, that would be so nice of you!

yes, this city has many rats. they are all my friends. our friends.

[𝐓𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ... 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 ʷⁱᵗʰ 𝔪𝔢📌 @pallidusaranea]

friends ? ! should i start buying MORE food to feed them too?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

woe… sebastian be upon you.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

you don’t have to worry. he can bring you back some more. very polite. 😌

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

…yessss? he has many little friends. i’m sure they are all very hungry.

[𝐓𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ... 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 ʷⁱᵗʰ 𝔪𝔢📌 @pallidusaranea]

all of them .ᐟ.ᐣ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

is what i would say if i were a snitch. it was me. i did it.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐑𖦹𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇ᅠ𝐄͟𝐑͟ ᅠ.ᐟ @RATCATCHES]

sebastian. 😊

[𝐓𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ... 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 ʷⁱᵗʰ 𝔪𝔢📌 @pallidusaranea]

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alright, 𝑾𝑯𝑶 ate all of the strawberry pop-tarts .ᐣ.ᐟ