RBLAmaria

Medieval Singlewoman (by choice thankq very much). Brilliant hucksterer of mead, herbs, textiles and pies...well, anything really that I think is goin to sell

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Good news! Saudi Arabia drops outrageous calls for 29-year-old activist Israa al-Ghomgham to be executed. https://t.co/9QgjGahBmT

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@AlexMcCork Heylovely lady - so grrrreat to see you (#tinybittipsy)on the tube tother week. Hope we can catch up sometime. Love Sarah xxx Sorry to tweet - no other way!

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@rblbrian2 The gallows makes milk sour. Trust me. How bout ye olde caversham bridge at noon?

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@rblbrian2 I'm the best cheesemaker in Reading if your wife needs some tips?

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@bartholomew_of @RBLTheatreCo If you must..but I think a lute would suit you better..

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@bartholomew_of Bart don't wander too far today...remember the Queen is coming and you've promised to come with me. I think it will cheer you up. A.x

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@alovekate Thank ye Ding woman!

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I wonder if there is money to be made out of plaiting hair? #rbl #tweetnight #henry2 @rbltheate

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My knuckles haven't recovered from that punch.
@RBLGerald did you get the arnica flower poultice I sent by goat to your residence?
All's fair in love and war.
That line is nonsense by the way.

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Scrub that profile.
LADY IN WAITING TO THE QUEEN!.
I'll have my fill of velvet and perfume now.#rbl

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@RBLroland Can I tempt you with this?

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O. My. Life. A PRINCESS! DAUGHTER OF THE QUEEN! IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME AWHILE TO DIGEST THIS. Luckily Roland"s taken me out for bean surprise. I wonder what else the day holds? #rbl

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I wonder where Bart has got to..?.must find him. He is my North, South, East and West after all. I feel he is on the cusp of poetry brilliance...

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O my heart. Never again. That prison just has the stench of slow death with in it. I'm going for a lie down by the river. Watch the clouds for a bit. Bart better not flunk the escape plan...

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O dung breath Nigel...i shall take him some peppermint plant too...#breakingoutifmedievaljail

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Must.get.bart.out.of.there.
He's got to be a troubadour for the Queen tonight!
What a morning!

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https://t.co/QgxZ6gg3fm
O. That prison.

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@RBLroland @bartholomew_of @RBLjocelin Just let him know about the choice and consent stuff...

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Bart's chasing after that French girl with the noise box...its like he's fallen into a bed of nettles and finally woken up..#rbl #tweetnight #henry2

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Well..ive hardly slept. Heard from Brian the goat man that Bart is in prison! So my morning will be taken up making pies for Nigel and talki g my way in..#rbl

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@ElizaRbl @rbl_agnes @RblBeatrice @rblbrian2 @rbl O Lord...he's going to get in trouble..i just know it..ican feel it in me waters...

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@ElizaRbl @rbl_agnes @RblBeatrice @rblbrian2 @rbl I'm worried. Have you seen Bart? He isn't home yet and I've made pottage and in honour of his debut before the Queen I've killed one of the chickens to eat with it. He needs to drink his nettle tea too to clear his liver...

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@bartholomew_of @RBLjocelin There's no need to be alarmist Bart. I've got myself out of a few scrapes in my time. I'll make some chamomile tea to calm you...

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@bartholomew_of @RBLjocelin @RBLroland Stop talking to him Bart...he is your direct competition! And you are better....altho Roland does have some facial charm....